Why didn't you tell me about this super kawaii clan, bro?

Cirosan's voice gives him super strength.

Now that you've said it, I can't un-see it, Johnny!

Hm...is it just me, or does the wrench in that avatar kind of look like Homestar?

From a long and distinguished line of five-bucks-havers...

http://clydefrogsblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/this-is-for-cirosan.html

A Florida tourist has been tragically swallowed whole by "Big Chomp", a 14 ft male Alligator. The victim was the first tourist ever to visit from Mokubania. "He went near the water to pick up his dropped cell phone" a witness states, "and then the gator just.... gobbled him up like Gabe Newell at a Golden Corral." Big Chomp has not yet been caught for relocation, so if you are planning a visit to Florida, we advise you to stay away from water, and call the authorities if you witness an alligator speaking like Homestar Runner.

High in the peaks of Mt.Everest...or was it Mt.Silver? Mt.Moon? Mt.Doom? Eh, anyway an organization is formed lead by a man who works in mystery so much in fact his subordinates have never heard his actual voice. They plot and plan hoping to rid this world of the improper use of semi-colons and punctuations and horde the all you can eat pancakes from I-Hop for themselves. Their leader is only known as "That one weird guy who talks about the Final Countdown too much and sounds really funky”. AKA. Moku...I mean Homest...I mean Cirosan.-DUN DUN DUUUUN!-

This just in, Whitney's mangled body has finally been found. A PokeWalker, a Stephen King novel, and dozens of Sprite (Obey Your Thirst) cans were also discoverd at the scene. This evidence has led to the arrest of a gamer known as "Cirosan" on the internet. Animal experts say he is falsely accused, and believe the items were actually gathered for a nest created by the endangered "Ben Linus Koala" for the mating season. "Young Whitney may simply have been the victim of a territorial dispute amongst the marsupials... atleast... I think they're marsupials" one expert says. In other news, if you hear "I'm a Pisces, (munch, munch, munch, munch)", run away, fast.

He was always such a quiet boy, always kept to himself...would never hurt a fly. But then that frog and his van of empty promises came by and seduced him into a life of internet cartoon impersonations...he was never the same after that. That was 15 years ago and we don't know if we would even know what he looks like now, let alone what he actually sounds like. He could pass us on the street and we would never know...sad really...

They say Pokemon used to be a peaceful race. That is, until Cirosan got his hands on them.

Pope refuses to testify against Cirosan, more at 11:00

Breaking news, Bugs Bunny files restraining order against Cirosan... more news at 11:00

Seven hundred years ago a few rodents brought a disease into Europe. Everyone knows that story. Much less known is the part where these mice were trained solely for disease spreading by an evil man who wore a shadowy cloak and lived in a tower in the mountains. This man's name? Caerosun the Malign. His lineage lives on to this day.

He must have stopped by GA on his way to FL...we lost another...news at 11:00...

Cirosan uses a autotuner for all his voices. No one could sound that annoying.

Fact: Cirosan killed Clyde's chickens