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Changes made in Rules + Website

FAYAP — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:32:18 +0000

Hello guys, please give yourself some time and check the new rules. IMPORTANT.
Second, y dont we make a website? xD

December 3rd - L4D2 day?

GrandpaSimpson — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:27:07 +0000

ok guys so not all of us are finished with downloading L4D2 but we will al be done by friday. Since our parents will be away at the conference, we should designate a time when all of us could come online (preferably morning cus of the conference) and kick some zombie butt~ hehe
any suggestions?

Official greeting for the memebers of Brian's Patricks

GrandpaSimpson — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:13:47 +0000

We the Patricks of Brian will not succumb to the norms of contemporary society.
From now on, we will say these phrases instead of the status quo greetings.

Hi -> Fellow Patrick lai le

Bye -> may the brian be with you

That is all

Brian's Real Achivements

FAYAP — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:02:12 +0000

Well, Wikipedia always lies to us. This is not a true story (the previous announcement), it was all made up by a Patrick called Kevin.

The statement that Kevin is unsucessful with girls is the full truth.

Brian has not created the world, he has created an illusion. We all don't exist, we just think we do, but actually we are marrionets in Brian's little game.

Brian has powers which we do not think of. The power of seduction is his greatest.

Brian has control.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted. - Brian

Brian's achievements

GrandpaSimpson — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 15:57:24 +0000

According to Wikipedia, our God Brian created the world with a mac in .00034 seconds.

He discovered fire , providing a chance of survival to the cavemen millions of years ago.

Bananas were created by Brian because those crappy chinese white shit fruits didnt taste that good.

Bananas are the perfect food.

Russia did not create the first nuclear weapon, Brian did with a coke bottle and a chicken.

Jesus Christ, Allah, God, Buddha, Vishnu and all those other people are Brian's students.

Christopher Columbus did not discover America, Brian did, Christopher was just his scapegoat.

WW2 was planned by Brian in order to get rid of the useless people of this world. For example, Mr. Wagor.

Bongjin's teeth are a product of Brian's sense of humor. He got bored and created BJ and made his teeth or order for the world to have shield when the world comes to an end.

Bangdi is just... bangdi

Kevy is Brian's most revered student. He will succeed in life in every aspect.... except with girls.. ㅜㅜ 씨발

That is all. Feel free to add on to this list.

-Kevy