hi anyone can give me some cash ?

sory for por english. i need money and i was like. can you lease?

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ok about 15,000 shukld be enohb.

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that is all

ny aunts car broke down. can you help.

hello brothers

its been a while, need some cash - aunt in the hospital - halp

Book: the untold story

1

“If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” That's how it all started for Azsbesto Jaxson. The End.

Chapter 1.36

Who the ♥♥♥♥ puts a chapter 1.36 in a book. That makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser. Anyways, on with the story.

Chapter 2

The year is 1899, the television plays softly in the background while rain softly taps softly on the windows of the house, softley. Azsbesto grew up without a father, and was instead raised by his two gaywad moms, who were both ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. One mother, his biological one, Lelayna, was a 5’1, overweight jewish womyn with a bright pink, ♥♥♥♥ haircut. The other mother, Jezebel, was a 7’3 Iraqi refugee whos voice was deeper than the emotional void left inside me when my father left to get a pack of cigarettes 14 years ago and never came back. Both womyn, though strong and independent by their own standards, lived in section 8 housing and subsisted solely off of fake social security checks and other government scam- I mean, uh programs. They also both looked exactly like Mitch, which is why they hit it off in the first place.

Despite only having one biological mother, Jezebel insisted that Azsbesto refer to her as “mom” too.

Both wowmen had never taken ♥♥♥♥ before, even though Lelayna had a child. Whenever asked how that was possible, she would just mumble, “*something, something* turkey baster,” and then change the subject. Because of this fact, Azsbesto’s mothers were both technically virgins -- something proudly flaunted by the two.

The bio on Lelayna’s insta displayed this fact as well. Reading: #Scorpio #LGBTQ+ #ProudVirgin #MotherOf3


Pabluto Gootierrez was Azsbesto’s first real friend. Pabluto also had 2 gay parents. Pablo’s paternal figure was a gender neutral Ford Focus, and his motherly figure was his biological motherly figure. They waz kangz in their homeland of Earth. Ford Focus, or father focus and he was known to Pabluto traveled far and wide. Pabluto’s mom, “Mom” was a local Antifa leader, so naturally their family never had much food. And then America.