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YES

Choke me daddy

Im am very honoured to be invited to this group. I have being licking my left toes for the past 6 years.

why

this is the greatest group I've ever joined in my life

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I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Invent4 Entertainment’s genius wit unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools.. how I pity them.😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bad Rat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the rat ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bad Rat. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rattus' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Baddus Rattus literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bad Rats truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rattus' existential catchphrase “Chikichikichiki,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Vermin and Pests.

Barertssyetrayetr RAT

I've made a grave mistake

I am very BAd rat

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