I WUNTZ ME SOME PURPLE DRANK. WTF SON!

Why am I not admin? I spent all last night collapsed on the floor of a convenience store.

WHO ELSE HERE IS AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT/TACO BELL? WHO WLSE--I'M KIND OF DRINK HERE WHO WANTS TO PLAY SANTS ROW??!??

I WAN MY BROTHAS TO KNOW I CHANGED MAH WAYS



I serve JEEEEEEESHUS CEEEERIST! No more purple drank an' slappin' ho's for me. Unless they gay. Gay folk just make baby Jesus sick. An' what I learnt is dis: JESUS CHRIST CAN TURN WATER INNA CRACK ROCK AND PURPLE DRANK!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

EVERYONES AN ADMIN UP IN THIS PIECE, SON.

You suckas are wack-ass, like an '80's MC, all "my name is joe an' I'm here to say."

We need more folks who can post announcements or some boring ♥♥♥♥, because poking people manually is a bit too old-fashioned.

POE CAN'T SLANG (HOT ROXXX)

Dear French Toast:


White people don't unnerstand nothin. All about french toast, french toast, ranch dressing! Fat as ♥♥♥♥ an' not in the good way all chocolate syrup WHOOO WHOOOO! UUUUUUNM EYEAH.

Get some purple in ya an' bust that tubby mama ass of yours.

HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAS

This group is nothin' but bustas.

Dear Kumquat:

What yo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass don't unnerstand is that yo mouse gotta go WHOOOO WHOOOOO!

Put a screama in that ♥♥♥♥♥.

Sincerely fo real,

Purple Drank Jesus

Dear Internet:

Today I had to make a custom mouse profile for Saints Row 2 (due to the hilariously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port controls). I made it so that now whenever the game launches, my mouse LED indicator turns purple.

I blame it on the alcohol.