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I serve JEEEEEEESHUS CEEEERIST! No more purple drank an' slappin' ho's for me. Unless they gay. Gay folk just make baby Jesus sick. An' what I learnt is dis: JESUS CHRIST CAN TURN WATER INNA CRACK ROCK AND PURPLE DRANK!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We need more folks who can post announcements or some boring ♥♥♥♥, because poking people manually is a bit too old-fashioned.
White people don't unnerstand nothin. All about french toast, french toast, ranch dressing! Fat as ♥♥♥♥ an' not in the good way all chocolate syrup WHOOO WHOOOO! UUUUUUNM EYEAH.
Get some purple in ya an' bust that tubby mama ass of yours.
What yo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass don't unnerstand is that yo mouse gotta go WHOOOO WHOOOOO!
Put a screama in that ♥♥♥♥♥.
Sincerely fo real,
Purple Drank Jesus
Today I had to make a custom mouse profile for Saints Row 2 (due to the hilariously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port controls). I made it so that now whenever the game launches, my mouse LED indicator turns purple.
I blame it on the alcohol.