well kyler had too much flavoured milk...

Hello...my name is Kyler and I'm an alchoholic. People ask me "how did you manage to get addicted to alcohol? Like, your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squeaker that shouldn't even be playing CSGO!". Well, here's my story:

I once played with a man named Blake. He sprayed the competition like I do when i've drunk too much. I just couldn't take it. So I hit the bottle, and started listening to "MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー". I'm trying to recover, but peverted Diana Ross keeps calling me back.

But then I joined the BCSF. I donated all my keys and all my money, and now I am moving away from whiskey to wine. Thanks BCSF!

Hello my name is Pete and uh... I used to have a sexual attraction to children. But that was all before i witnessed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprays and risky plays of Blake Holden. One man changed my sexuality from pedophilia to asexuality, all with the click of a button and the aim of a blind man with no arms or legs who is slowly dying from cancer using his forehead to play csgo. This one man 'Blake Holden' has changed my life forever and I have now donated 2 keys to the cause of the Blake Can't Spray Foundation, these 2 keys are towards help for Blake Holden and for a better future for the rest of humanity.

One dose of rubbing ur eyes with bleach a day. Keeps the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprays away.

Instead of saying flukey at the end its "flicky" cause blakes gettin' em' flick noscopes
Sadly Cpt. Risky will never get and ♥♥♥♥♥ as long as he gets his flickshots

Blake in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BYZTIvRC-A

Hello all I once played with blake and lost 16-14.

I am no longer alive to this day.

Please hide my body from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprays...

AMEN.

Hello my name is anonymous,
I once played with Blake and experienced hes spray patterns,
Since then i have cried myself to sleep every single night, listening to love songs, and walking in the rain.
I would like to raise awareness to anyone who has to play with him as this is a serious mental disease with extreme side effects. Please donate keys to help my mentality.
Thank you very much

Is this sort of an alcoholics anonymous type thing?
Hello my name is James and I once spectated blake in a comp match. Since then I have seen several psychiatrists who each prescribed me a large daily dose of dank memes to help heal my mental scarring. Since I spectated that match I can no longer check corners without crouching or facing the opposite direction and whenever I go to shoot someone I always ensure that I shoot in every direction except the enemy player. As a result of this lord gaben has deranked me all the way down to silver 0.5 and banished me from ever riding the half life 3 hype train again. The dank memes help but nothing will ever alleviate the damage done to me the day I spectated blake, please send help.

Hello all.
Today.
Is the day.
I played with Blake.
And i am here.
And i am here asking for help.
Help from you.
To save me from risky plays and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprays.
I know you all probably wont give help to a Silver 1.
But as you all know.
Anyone who plays with Blake needs help.
And this isn't just message for you to help me.
This is for all the salty silvers and Russians and anyone else that plays csgo and hopefully not with Blake.
We need you.
To help those in need.
And to donate to the Blake is Bad Foundation.
Just 2 keys donated from you can save a silver childs life.
And with your donation we will put an end to the suffering, forever.
This is a speech delivered from KNAWLEDGE, a suffering child that needs your two key donation.
Thank you for listening.

can i have my keys i played with blake