rust

jimbo

jimmy????

remove this

saddle?

saddle

sydney?

gyro

what's jiro's benefit name

GUYS JIRO THE GYRO IS HERE

hi

can you hear me

socool

what is sokol's benefits identity

of course

♥♥♥♥♥

yes

bono needs more jobs, im sick of looking for jobs at jobscentre plus

That's ok I don't care if my pitch failed here's my NEXT DLC PACK

Basically, you buy the DLC PACK
to steal more DLC PACKS
in the DLC PACK heist DLC PACK
by using mom's credit card to pay for it
and the reward is
another DLC PACK

no

also the new playable heister is miserable mikey take a look http://puu.sh/gCbut/9282bd104d.jpg http://puu.sh/gCbt9/3c112c3d56.jpg

ok so here's the NEW DLC PACK and it's called Disneyland Dance off


so everyone goes to disneyland but Hoxton and Clover are back at the hotel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so basically all you have to do is go on as many rides as possible before chains goes "nah man ♥♥♥♥ dis" and decides to go to outback steakhouse for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greatr steak and Bonnie wants to go with him because she's fat as ♥♥♥♥ and you got 3 new weapons in this brand new pack you get the AK12 even though there's like 30 AKs in the game already the seoncd gun is a useless flare gun and the third is diddy kong's nut shooter thing and you get more and more car mods because ♥♥♥♥ balance

by the way the rat who ratted out Hoxton is actually Hoxton because MC hammer writes the story at Overkill

no ur not even hired virtually omg!!@!

ur hired

ok so here's my idea for a BRAND NEW PACK

Basically Bain only eats the hamburgers and so he's gotten real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of all those vegans from tumblr giving him ♥♥♥♥ on his twitter so he told Dallas and Dallas was all like "damn ♥♥♥♥♥ they some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up honkies" then Chains gives him this like "don't say ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥" anyway day 1 involves you going to McDonalds to get loads of the hamburgers and you can use your offshore to get more hamburgers. day 2 bains all like "hey guys so I was on redchanit last night and i found where the vegan rally is" and so you have to throw the hamburgers you bought on day 1 at the vegans to trigger them and once they're triggered the elephants calls you and is all like "ey ♥♥♥♥♥ do some politics" so you have to go to join the rally but the things is you have to go in stealth since you smell of meat anyway so you have to survive 4 hours in the rally until bain says "OK GUYS GET OUTTA THERE" so you run fro the tumblr hambeasts

oh also bonnie is fat kek

ur the level designer now welcome aboard











you'll be paid in dlcs, ok

Heist Idea

Hoxton Wants KFC out

Basically you have to stealth your way into the KFC car park and then Hoxton will say "Oi ♥♥♥♥♥ I wat some fookin KAY EFF bloodeh SEE" then you have to go in and buy the bargain bucket but Hoxton actually wants popcorn chicken and a pepsi so you have to be quick to get him the pepsi because there's only so much and clover's already gotten most of the pepsi because she's irish or something, anyway day 2 makes it so Hoxton got food poisoning from uncooked KFC so you have to stealth Tesco and get him antibiotics and laxatives before he ♥♥♥♥♥ himself

overkill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay me already

Loot Secured: KARAMBIT GAY ($prices vary based on steam market value)

Loot Secured: Sniffing Glue ($5)

Loot Secured: Crate Of Vodka ($20)

Loot Secured: Gino D'Acampo (€4,999,999)

Loot secured: Dye Packs ($0.00)

Loot Secured: Meal Deal ($2.99)

Vald, Floss Addict, Cutter, H*cktor, The Racoon (HEUHEUEHUEH) and Bono, your Job Centre Plus Reps, and the janitor Gayge.

I thought it was "Boner", not Bono

loot secured: thermal screwdriver ($500)

guys, the thermal screwdriver, go get it

DOLLOP,WALL, HOUSE, JEHN WECK, CLANK, DRUGS, CHINS AND HAXHUD

yes