wheres hamboner @Stoney Rock I don't got beef just bacon

hello fellow ham lovers, the ham mafia is open to all people who appreciate the true value and sheer funny of a delicous ham
https://discord.gg/ZT9FYXdwSM

can i get a ham shank?

Hello. Are you interested in merging with another ham-based group?

I had to join, I couldn't read that descrption and not join. The Ham shallbe glorified, LONG LIVE THE HAM!!!

Looking at this at around 6-7 AM in the morning, i laughed at the description and i must say, this is the best thing ever. Now, I shall be a Demoham, which i already was, (I must say, i still love my pan) But i think the real answer is the amazing meaty power of a ham.

This just forced me to sell my pan and get a ham

This is godlike.

It was painful to join this group for two reasons:

1. I don't own a Ham Shank yet.
2. My acceptance of the invite meant that I was forced to be the 70th member of the group. meaning that so long as I wasn't, the number of group members stood strongly at 69.

But I did it anyway after reading that outstanding group description with the mood music. I laughed so hard that I woke my parents.

gtfo weswog and get your rich ass out of here

LONG LIVE THE PAN

But I don't have a ham.

you are correct.

conspiracy, echinoderms are great (i learned of them in biology)
but you're mistaken.



nothing beats ham.

I saw your group's description on Ice Hair's comment page. It made me shed a tear of manly joy, and I said to myself, "I know that feel." I had no choice but the join the movement to help those starving children and end the tyranny of the pans.

May I spread the word sir? at school? youtube?

phenomenal

2012 nicki minaj was at the super bowl, 2013 ham is at the life bowl. #meatbringer

So If we are against frying pans... What are we just like.... not gunna cook anymore? Is this a Salmonella movement or something?

BRINGIN THE MEAT! #meatbringer

20/10 would ham again

This society is amazing. Posting this to my friends xD

huehuehue

LET US SOAR, SOAR, HIGH IN THE SKIES
FOR MIGHTIER THINGS HAVE YET TO DEVISE

WE MUST SPREAD OUT PROPAGANDA AND FLY

Hello good sir. I would like you to introduce a new concept in our society.
The Frying Pan, symbol of oppression. Where a thousand men have languished under the name of this pan, TRADERS, who have been held up to you as the shining example of justice. Let me ask you this, who feeds the starving children in Africa? Is it the Frying pan? Or is it the Ham Shank, providing food and smacks to those who deserve it? I think we all know the answer here.
With a unified group of Hams, we shall bring justice to the world. We must make a cult, but don't worry, that is already done for you. At the bottom of this message, there will be a steam link to the Based Ham group. Demopans shall be Demohams. Strange Bacon Grease will be Strange Gravy. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, ham will be enjoyed. Pans will be lost. Ham will survive.
-Based Ham
http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/basedham