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Wonderful Ducktor Quack, you are now on the road to enlightenment. Praise the ball and your true calling will emerge.

I have joined

Steve the Ball, do not fear, for if these men consort with the Polygons, they are dooming themselves to an eternity of damnation. We see the light, we know the truth. And Asianfighter, have faith, for many of us do think about cubes. They are unfortunately a common occurence in our existence, a constant reminder of the true power of the Balls.

Forgive me father for I have thought about cubes

(typo, just three guys.)

When I was providing entertainment for myself throughout the use of CS:GO, I've met two three strange men on the opposing team, calling rude, and mostly ballist (racism in ball) insults at me for some strange reason, probably because I was significantly more proven in combat within CS:GO. I have yet to determine whether or not they are conceding with the Polygons.

PRAISE BROTHERS

I second this, Saint Sphere. We must please Sol with our gracious worship, in order to prevent the wrath of this great fiery Ball from consuming the much smaller Ball upon which we reside.

A quick announcement to our disciples that we are doing everything in our power to appease and thus mitigate the effects of the nearest Great ball... Sol. The Balls seem rather displeased with our disciples current lack of expressed devotion. I and many other members of the church implore you, our disciples of Ball to up your ball game. we must increase our numbers, purge more polygons and most importantly hail Ball.
Its way too hot and its two in the morning. Something must be done.
For the love of Ball we must boost out members to stop this awful heat!

Very good my son, you will make a fine addition to our ever growing conglomerate of Spheres and religious devotees. Deus Ball!

I am truly astonished at how there is a church focused on the amazing and unmatched spherical object that we call a Ball. I, Steve the Blue Ball, shall join.

This '♥♥♥♥' is the Holy Church of Ballism, do not blaspheme against it, or you will be marked as a heretic and will be destroyed with extreme prejudice.

This is religion. The only True religion

wtf is this ♥♥♥♥?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS1oHDuqsnNiR3lGinNo8fg

Well you see how dead this polygon is? Yes, that is the power of Ball. Beware. We have echo located you and I am now sending in a team of fellow monks to take back our PhantomRaptor, that you have reportedly 'taken'.

Do your best, heretics, the all powerful Polygon guides me

Well spoken Molecular Monk, this blasphemer must be dealt with appropriately. The Church of Ballism will prevail.

Myself and Scribe Monogon are experts in the art of echo location. We are echo locating you as we speak DynamicDragon, soon you will be found and we will convert you to Ballism by any means. Father Orb has already suggested waterboarding, but he insisted on doing it himself... Anyway, the Church is onto you, DD.

Y'all gettin invaded since 21st by the Polygon Chruch...nobody cares? :feeling:

Thou hath been marked for death by the Church of Ballism. A battalion of Ball Crusaders have been dispatched to eliminate you and curb your blasphemous ways, infidel. DEUS BALL!

You'll let me escape back to the Polygon God with all the Ball secrets? Shame on you!

You shall never catch me alive!!! Praise the POLYGONS!!!

DynamicDragon, report to the confessionary or recieve the mark of a heretic, and a death sentence via stoning, crushing, immolating and/or watching Spy Kids 3 on loop for a day.

SENSOR THE TRAITOR

I SMELL HERESY

Squares ftw

Brother Ball i cannot than you and the church enough for this massive dream, may all nay sayers see the holiness of the ball

Martyr droplet, thou hath been promoted to moderator for thou devotion to the cause. You have discovered the roundest object on earth. Take heed, for your work forwards the Great Journey of Ballism, my brother.

Indeed, the ball will guide us, through darkness and light we shall be protected from corners, angles and flat surfaces, amen.

Mmmm well said brother ball well said. Amen to the high balls and bless it be upon the one true shape. May we all remain it its holy circumferance and may we and our brothers never stray into angled waters.

We must respect their choices, father. Do not be angry at them, for anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate, hate leads to suffering and high blood pressure.

why is everyone leaving this holy place how dare they they sin by doing so and are condemming themselves to a life in the land of the rectangles.

Happy Ballmass everybody!

It would appear that on the 10/12/16 the church has hit 100 followers.

Ballmass will be a glorious and holy event, we shall all bask in it's glory.

Who is looking forward to Ballmass? Only 17 days to go!

We graciously accept thy devotion brother, thou shalt be absolved and granted a path into the divine beyond, Amen!