Well that was log overdue. Hugzzz and welcom to the point of all weirdness and chaos.

Big welcome for Chicken and Turkey. We'd been discussing your recruitment for months, finally got round to it :p

Well, that's... I think.... you're... um... LOOK OVER THERE! *runs*

Hmmm I see a paradox here. Cake is your friend. But you can't eat your friends. So you can't eat the cake. Becasue it's your friend. But you must eat the cake. (I told you a 100 times "CAKE IS EVIL" and this is why.)

The Power of Cake:

(to be said in a mad voice)

"Cake is your FRIEND. I mean, I know you have OTHER friends - REAL friends but, hey, CAKE... mmm... CAKE!! CAKE!!!"

Eat cake, but do NOT eat your friends.

Enlightenment is like the moon reflected on the water.
The moon does not get wet, nor is the water broken.
Although its light is wide and great,
The moon is reflected even in a puddle an inch wide.
The whole moon and the entire sky
Are reflected in one dewdrop on the grass.

It is as though you have an eye
That sees all forms
But does not see itself.
This is how your mind is.
Its light penetrates everywhere
And engulfs everything,
So why does it not know itself?

I think Shadow deserved his group player of the week award after that epic show in Last Stand!