Everyone we gotta step it up!! You're too slow!! That's no good!!

Like I said before we don't need new members we have love, compassion and a huge boner. Am I right guys? Or am I right?

There is no love or compassion. There is no entrance or exit. It's just us... and the lab. We love you, Science.

Everyone it doesnt matter how many of us "Super Cool Apeture Awesome Cool Dude Buddies" we have, just matter if we have love and compassion.

Reminder for all test subjects: We do not pay attention to any suggest in the test suggestion box about less letal turrets. If you dont want your cake or if you dont like science.... There is a good new for that and a bad new.... The bad one is you're fired... The good one is that we have a better test: Test the exit door...
-Corporal BluFox HeartFire

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.
-Our Leader Cave Johnson

Wastelanders and employees alike, this is your leader, Ghost, we now on Liberty City, except now its Cave City.

The Blu Mercs from TF2 could be new investors.

Woo!!! I could invite potential investors next year! cave will be happy!

HAPPY Birthday Warcompany we will launch the birthday missles........ now

today its my birthday, the following person is invited to my bday party, there will be cake, turrets and companion cubes for everyone! here is a list of the persons i invited:
-tests subjects
-aperture employes
-Science
-Chell
-Doug Rattman
-Atlas
-P-Body
-Glados
-Cave johnson
-Caroline
-Companion cube
-Weathley and the other cores
-turrets
-rocket turrets

this is a list of person not allowed to the party:
-Black-Mesa

For Scatter who's joining black mesa: Don't worry, whatever you choose to do, we'll keep accept you... hahaha

Yeah! Aperture! huh are you trying the bee mod and the style changer mod?

Aperture will be starting a new test lab project, I will be experiment ing the the test chamber editor in Portal 2.
Cave will be so proud. And I will get cake

@ Scatter what the hell is wrong with you

I give up on Apeture, Im joining Black Mesa

idk, i blame the Vault Tec guys. they were eating cake in the currently unfinished vault, hopefully they didnt grab the poison one...

You didn't see your cake?!? Thats terrible! I'm sure its the fault of test subjects, and to punish them, we will do a batch of mortal test to them, but.... I dont have any mortal blueprints, I should ask GLADOS for idea, she will just add neurotoxin as a testing element....

I was going to convince Cave into building a cake despencer into the vault, but...
speaking of Cake, i looked into the Admins fridge and i didnt see my Cake, only admins are allowed in the Admin fridge, unless...........

heh eh eh... So aperture is finally going to rule the entire science? Hahahaha its early christmas for me :P

Cave just got Vault Tec to build us a Vault, a high quality Vault near the Big MT, so we can go in and invade those sonsofbitches and expand. We also have a Securitron Vault, incase Black Mesa or anybody else trys anything funny.

Cave is back, go and take the mods in my last announcement to get your 60$, dont forget to dont touch the glass...

of course, sounds great... they would be investors, and good investors, maybe someday we will make a HUGE VAULT!!! VAULT A (for Aperture)! and like every vault as a experiment secret purpose, ours will be to continue the progress of science even in Post-apocalyptic conditions

Hey warcompany how bout teaming up with Vault-Tec, Cave was hessitant about it but he gave the ok

Come on guys, we have a new goal, and we need to reach it, oh yeah,and also, the xbox port is done guys.

why you just unfriend me?!? and why the hell you steal my names?!?

at least, lets just find their brains... or the test will be very long T_T

anyway lets kill everyone, well decide later... OH AND spare the lobotomites, they can be really good test subjects I think :P

and maybe we should spare Mobius... he can help us? If he dont, I reserve Mobius, and his mentats are mine please, with some psycho would be nice :S

I reserve Doc Klein for me

and the other robots... Cave is the boss, we dont need anyone else

Big Mountain, more like Aperture Adv. Weaponry Labs (AAWL)
We just need to clear out all the Lobotomites and other abominations there.

Aperture army is now trough all the mojave wasteland! Lets take big MT, so we can spread science in the name of cave johnson!

For halloween event I suggest that we should scare Cave by <<killing>> science

okay... and ''her'' ?!?

@Warcompany i just thought i'd add them to our associated games

there is sniper challenge in the APAR games... is it cus I have it its now marked in or does someone also have it? and payday?

If u are finding problems with any equipment, please consult Cave, if he is not living, call consult Caroline, and if u can't get to her, well, dont tell me.

-Good night

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=101806210 Ok people, I think the Army should wear this to battle.

The Army will travel in Vertiberds, together we will ride across the Mojave, taking over New Vegas, because that's what we do.

The answer is below us - Oracle turret (Translated from french version)

Im different

''Her name is Caroline'' -Oracle turret

Good

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOG TIME... how have you been?

Hey Soldiers, whats with the no-lifeness, come on someone, say a portal reference.

There is no much life here? what happened? Black mesa attacked us?!?

Rocket TURRET!!!

In APERTURE, we are all Workaholics. So don't worry if you see a crazy person trying to ignite a sentry on fire, it is just science! And in Science we create and experiment, or rather create, destroy and then experiment.