DokB: damn
DokB: this is some low quality fisting porn
DokB: even I cant wack it to this

DokB: not talking to you now
DokB: filthy reddit trash
DokB: ♥♥♥♥
DokB: woops
DokB: wrong person
watch: wat
DokB: disregard

DukB: ♥♥♥♥♥ i dont say weird ♥♥♥♥
DukB: im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beacon of morality right here
DukB: i speak the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gospel
DukB: show me some respect

DokB: im scared
DokB: i dont want bees or wasps crawling in my mouth tonight when I sleep
justin heard: heres what u do
justin heard: sleep w/ mouth closed
DokB: i snore though
DokB: and fart apparently
DokB: what if they crawl up my butt
DokB: and lay eggs in my ass
DokB: and i transform
DokB: into a queen bee
DokB: like animorphs

Prototype Player: Remeber that, Semi?
Semi-Fiction: I remeber that, but I don't remember it.

dukb: have you ever been so lazy as to try pissing in a bottle?
dukb: I would totally do it, but i'm afraid i might miss and spill it on the floor or something.

dukb: All the African Americans who have 24 inch rims on their automobiles are going to get ejaculated on

Bastard Loomis: What should I do for my birthday
DoktorB: do what I do
Bastard Loomis: do be do be doo
DoktorB: masturabte to circus music
Bastard Loomis: rofl
Bastard Loomis: oh dok
Bastard Loomis: I <3 you
DoktorB: :)
DoktorB: all you hear is fap fap then the doo doo da doo doo doo
DoktorB: then sobbing

Bastard Loomis: I realised on my Europe trip
Bastard Loomis: How many times Ive actually broken the bro code
Pinkie Pie: you broke it with m
Pinkie Pie: *me
Bastard Loomis: Did I?
Pinkie Pie: Yep
Bastard Loomis: Sorry, I didnt realise she was your mother
Pinkie Pie: It's ok
Pinkie Pie: Neither did I at the time.

Billy Loomis: I didnt ♥♥♥♥ her, as we were at work
Vendy: pfft, like that would stop you

Billy Loomis | I'm back!: What am I supposed to do for 7 hours?
DukB: you could fap furiously

E² Vendy ♥ Hurri: dok and i had a talk the other day
E² Vendy ♥ Hurri: if it comes to it
E² Vendy ♥ Hurri: i am allowed to suck his ♥♥♥♥.

dokb: I chose the name "chocolate shotgun blast" for my name as it described the most interesting part of my day (when I was on the toilet in the morning).

Chocolate Shotgun Blast: still felt good
Chocolate Shotgun Blast: man
Chocolate Shotgun Blast: mouse sliiped from all the semen and dead skin thats rotted onto my mouse
Chocolate Shotgun Blast: gotta clean that ♥♥♥♥ with a toothbrush and toothpick

Prototype Player: hey dok did you want to change your costume colour?
DokB: Nah theres nothing wrong with purple and green spandex

semi-fiction: I like rape.

ding: Dude I go to bed with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoes on

6 Days: Come visit Australia... we've surrounded by deadly sharks and box jellyfish and blue ringed octopuss's
6 Days: But if you cant swim thats ok, we have deadly spiders, crocodiles and insects to kill you on land :)
Dokb: that
Dokb: or we'll bash your skull in for being different colour

Sweet jesus dok, not that HOLES comic...

Dokb: worst comic ive seen
Dokb: ooh thats a difficult one
Dokb: too many really to choose from
Dokb: one notable one is the one where some girl has a fetish for sticking things inside her
Dokb: and she makes herself into a living pincushion
Dokb: and she stinks lightbulbs, knives, blades, broken bottles inside all over her body
Dokb: and she sticks*
Dokb: also the one where the guy comes over to te other guys house to see his monster ♥♥♥♥
Dokb: they both have a bath in a spa
Dokb: and he gets inside the other guys ♥♥♥♥
Dokb: and the guys ♥♥♥♥ swallows him
Dokb: and disolves him in his nutsack

DoktorB: suck my ♥♥♥♥ lol

Captain Haddock: perth had big storm yesterday didnt they?
Captain Haddock: or did it avoid perth?
Captain Haddock: like everything else does

Prototype - Do it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because this guy is constantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about the fact that hes gay

DokB - how can you not rocket jump with a penis in your mouth?

Willz - Deltas running that new demo set, now hes dressed like an egyptian in game.
DokB - Hes probably dressed like an egyptian right now

12:56 AM - Alpha Dog: Tf2 is gay
12:57 AM - tus.Prototype Player: then i am ♥♥♥♥

dokb - willz that sounds like your masturbating with a piece of wood.

6:54 PM - Skin and Bones: Should post those on the DokB quote page

10:58 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: I HAD THAT AVATAR BEFORE YOU
10:58 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: THATS MY WEASLE
10:58 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: DONT STEAL MY WEASEL
10:59 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: sdbjvwseo;jo'aweirvbwio['ebv

11:58 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: naked weasel up your mothers pooper
11:58 PM - Billy Loomis #drunk: I THOUGH THEY WERE FERRETS

12:00AM - Billy Loomis #drunk: "did you 2 ever make out and get your photo taken at the same time?... cause that ♥♥♥♥ is all over the net
12:00AM - flake: AND THAT ♥♥♥♥ IS ALL OVER MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEATHER PILLOWS

DokB - I love it how as soon as penises are mentioned Ding and Toast spring into action

DokB: ding is the only one that can get me up.

lms_: this is me
lms_: When I was into this kinda emo/scene girl
DokB ~uguu!: lol
DokB ~uguu!: ur a scene girl