Hallo Meine fellow ass kickers.
Today zhe agenda is zhat I vould like to announce meine great love for tea.
All zhe different types of tea even zhat herbal scheizer.

To celebrate zhe great and almighty god of tea I haz prepared a song.

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is meine handle
Here is meine spout.

Vhen I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!'.

" Hitler ate my nutella" chapter 1 will appear at christmass (or earlier)