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An' the feelin'! Like yer skin's gone all pruny, like yer gran's old handbag. Try dryin' 'em off, but the damp just won't quit, lingerin' like a foggy London mornin'. Makes ya wanna shake 'em about like a wet dog, but they still feel all clammy.
An' don’t get me started on them touchscreens. Tryin' ta use one wi' wet 'ands is like knittin' wi' wet noodles! No matter 'ow 'ard ya press, it just won't cooperate. So ya wipe 'em on yer trousers, a towel, maybe even the dog, just tryin' ta get a bit o' grip back.
Ah, the joys o' 'avin' wet 'ands! Ain't it grand?