dutch always tells me im bad at league of legends even though hes bronze.
but it still hurts everytime

that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

TAKIN SUM PICS? GETTIN SUM BATTERIES?

He's a noob, that is all. :)

Another time he promised me he would send me his old video card and motherboard. The time finally came when he got a new computer and told me he'd ship the parts to my door. I got the box.... it was full of bricks and human ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you, dutch.

This one time dutch promised me a ride to the airport. I showed up at his apartment and he wasn't there. Turns out he was lying to me the whole time about living in my city and actually lives in Canada. God I hate dutch.

I used to like dutch, till he went hipster.

I used to like dutch, till he was a ♥♥♥.

Once upon a times, dutch and i were great friends... until he dumped me for pokemon! >:(