Yes, we accept bribery.

The Pope himself would be pleased to join this Group and convert to Dotatology.
VIPG stands for "very important pro gamer". Yes, we knew that before creating this group. No, we can't be serious and no we're definately not professionals, because if I was I could quit my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Job and play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dota everyday and get ass rich with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing video games and could get all the nerd chicks and eat pizza as much as I want and no ♥♥♥♥♥ would be given to get up early to work, because I would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love my Job because it would be Jesus-weeping-gaming-♥♥♥♥ and all my friends would be jealous because they all hate their dumb bosses and stupid assdumb moron customers at work and I would pull my Penis out in Public because I could and would spend my money on drugs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, crash my dirty old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car into the garden of a stupid politician and leave a huge pile on the frontseat to have them know my optinion. But sadly, I'm just a public player...

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