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Recruiting is open, join us and die with us, the end of the world is near and you can take part in making that happen!
To join simply dial 1-800 Penguins R Us or if that doesn't work just join the steam group! You can get to it from my profile!
P.S. Kiwis fail!
(Theres no proof. :D)
(NOOO! Not the ninja cats! Anything but them!)
(Bring it on, you sorry excuses for creatures! We can sabotage all that ♥♥♥♥ with ease.)
(NOOOO! Those pesky pigeons are the ones with the airforce, we have battleships! and subbys!)