who remember

As a now-dedicated Microsoft clan, I think we should start with griefing people's dirt houses in Minecraft.

♥♥♥♥ people, go sign up for the beta. UKN 2.0 here we go

So we're not officially the first clan for that Arcane wizard ♥♥♥♥ from Torn Banana?

Whenever Mordhau, Chivalry 2 comes out. Or if you'll arrange one ^^

So when's the next scrim?

"active"

you should split it up so you have two active clans xD

Hahahahaahahahhaha!!

Man, the group is inactive and even I don't wear the clan tag anymore. :p
You can wear it still if you like it, but feel no pressure to do so. I mean even when active only half of us really had the clan tag anyways xD

Hey guys you may have noticed I have removed my UKN tag. Somebody also questioned why and "I" did that. Well that I was actually my little brother who plays bo2 on my account. So don't think I ingnored you or something he doesnt know the name else I would have just messaged you right back. For the reason I removed it well we haven't played alot of srims lately atleast mentioned in the group I did get a few invites directly. This isnt farewell or something but uh yeah I kinda like my own steam name more without the tag xD.

Today as thursday?

Anyone interested in a 3vs3 LTS later today against Ƀ?

Oh, just saw it. For some reason I don't get notifications whenever there's a new announcement

When it is?

I planned a scrim against ODG to try out one of the new Team Objective maps. Plz join plebs.

As our lord helped us with the scrim yesterday, even though he had cancer in one part of his brain, he gets to be the player of the week. He was also the best guitar player.

So I guess we are dead then?

I think the highest priority from Torn Banner should be given to creating more overpriced helmet packs.

"In-depth character face customization" That's the thing we're missing from chiv

Two ex-Chivalry comp players are developing a new competitive first person slasher game called Slasher. Check it out in the subreddit r/TheSlashering
FAQ: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheSlashering/comments/2fi2ty/official_questions_and_discussion_thread/

Probably a bit of both. I'm going to try planning more scrims, having atleast two every week. And my lovely capslock can do some planning himself aswell.

today I saw 3 scrims going on so that's a total of 6 clans, all of them were 5v5
idk if it's just Chivalry becoming popular again or everyone's summer breaks ending

I think that Albert deserves player of the week since he's been carrying us so hard. Sorry capslock, I knew how much you liked being it for the entire existens of our clan.

Hello JacKraW! :D

Hey there clanmates :)

Purge finished :satan:

How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ often do we scrim ODG?

♥♥♥♥.

Scrim against ODG (not the one against PRS) has been rescheduled and will be at 19:45 instead of 19:00. Sorry guys, had to be done.

I will look for replacement if this means any of you who signed up can't make it at that time.

:^ ( ... the truth hurts :/

We will never be as cool as .Kebap.

I feel like we should use this comment section more, so we'll be as cool as other clans one day.

5vs5 and 6 people already, le wow

There's a 5vs5 TO vs ODG on Wednesday, usual time. Too lazy to write an announcement right now so I'll put it here.

Currently signed-up (not all are 100% sure) are TheFunnySide, The Lord Jesus, Monsteri, MandleMass, MaciKeks and myself.

Aaaaand I'm back one day earlier. Can play now but I'm leaving for New York on sunday. I will have internet there

Sm00f when your back please update our xXxH4ckxXx to the newest version, it's not working anymore since the UI update.

Tanks.

Enjoy sm00fie :^ )

I'll be gone for 11 days now, I will have no internet what so ever. When I get back I'll be able to communicate, still not play though. Good luck with everything!

That bad?
As for me --- my internet adapter broke 2 days ago and I just got it fixed. I wasn't able to contact you for my absence to the training, and I wasn't joining the scrim anyway.
Sorry for that.

Alright that scrim attempt with DHX was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disaster, please come on time next training, and PLEASE don't just randomly leave in the middle of the round..

That said, those guys are pretty retarded, not like dropping 1 guy out for 4v4 is a hard task. We won't be scrimming them again in the near future.

Dragzorath is in fact finnish! PANIC

Shut up neeerd

Smoothie, -ahem- http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/Unitedknights#announcements/detail/1570942799771928752

A damn bad play from us but a worse play from them. We finally broke our loss streak!
http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=272501393 - round 1
http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=272501377 - round 2

Sorry Smoothie but I had to fix some bugs in both the LTS and FFA version of my map.
You'll have to re-upload the file into __CMWSDKFiles, the server will then automatically update the map.
It only takes 1 minute but you can't force players to play on an outdated version; they'll receive a package error instead.

Damn that looks good.

Smoothie is happy now.

idgaf but here http://i.imgur.com/FzLWsli.png

Well at least I have friends! Gawd!

Whatever, this is just a silly game you big nerd.