YEAAAAAH, CANADA!

Torontonians say "eh" and "aboot" more than the rest of us.

A majority of Canadians do, in fact, enjoy maple syrup.

"Canadian bacon" is just ham. Many of us prefer normal strips of bacon.

Yes, our TRADITIONAL police is on horses, just like England has their beefeaters. All others are in police cruisers, just like every other country.

The only place capable of dogsleds would be Nunavut, and the place is so desolate you'd be hard pressed finding any life other than arctic wildlife, or the clinically insane.

Every Canadian ever (with the exception of Flonne) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loves hockey, and will regularly get into fights about which team or player is better. Senators own the NHL, and Luongo is the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goalie out there!

Weed is, in fact, illegal in Canada. You CAN be busted for possession, it's just that a lot of the time cops here know that putting a 16 year old kid in the slammer for having a gram on him is just plain silly.

Yes, we can get milk in bags here. No, it's not worth having them occasionally burst open. I personally get them in 4L jugs~.