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We All Have a New Student Today: "dingus 2"

SomethingIronic — Fri, 01 Jan 2016 19:42:39 +0000

Let's all welcome our newest gifted individual to the NIX-men, dingus 2! A member of the dingi family—genus: dingus fillem dingus—dingus 2 has the amazing ability, like all of its kind, to reproduce (asexually) at abnormal rates, averaging roughly five offspring per day! Despite being separated, the newly formed, amorphous dingi always find ways to rejoin and become one again, growing in size, potency...and in their love for one another. D'awww.

We All Have a New Student Today: "dingus 1"

SomethingIronic — Fri, 01 Jan 2016 01:31:02 +0000

Let's all welcome our newest gifted individual to the NIX-men, dingus 1! A member of the dingi family—genus: dingus fillem dingus—dingus 1 has the amazing ability, like all of its kind, to reproduce (asexually) at abnormal rates, averaging roughly five offspring per day! Despite being separated, the newly formed, amorphous dingi always find ways to rejoin and become one again, growing in size, potency...and in their love for one another. D'awww.

We All Have a New Student Today: "Grits 'n Gravy"

SomethingIronic — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 02:08:07 +0000

Let's all welcome our newest gifted individual to the NIX-men, Grits 'n Gravy! Due to his excessive consumption of P-C-P, Grits has the strength of 9 people. Grits also has the power to roll 7s more than statisticlly expected, even when 7 is not a possible roll. Because 7 is ALWAYS possible roll!

We All Have a New Student Today: "Noodle"

SomethingIronic — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 02:01:08 +0000

Let's all welcome our newest gifted individual to the NIX-men, Noodle! Slippery like freshly cooked spaghetti, Noodle can slide by any foe and slip right through their fingers. Friendly and gentle, with a bit of a mischevious side, Noodle is one big pot of personality!