en-us Steam Community RSS The almighty Tree God was partying with Jesus one day (Jesus followed the Tree God).<br>Jesus had some crazy idea while he was drunk, he said &quot;eh Tree God, I was thinking about making my own religion, but i have nothing to convey my message with&quot;. The tree god said: My sweet little Jesus, have some thin sheets of my ass so you can write your holy words and share them with the world&quot;.<br><br>Then the Tree God gave Jesus paper, and Jesus wrote the bible. Now everytime anyone reads the bible, they are sworn in to Treegodism. Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:16:23 +0000 A E S T H E T I C https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TreeGod/announcements/detail/1405339671790638421