It's August 10th! Son of a B.... I missed that sale at best buy for that paper shredder.

Some time tomorrow, a baby of nondescript power will be born. We must prepare for this and tread lightly.

Love and Kisses,

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You have one less day to live. That is all. Have a Nice Day,

According to the Ancient Civilization of the Mayans the calander was to end on December 21st 2012. Thus it is inductive to believe that time will stop thus ending the universe. To save humanity we must either build a time machine to set the world back 10 years every 10 years.. But such effeorts are useless because I will have to rewrite this every time. So instead we will seek out an actual tangible source of time and bribe it. If that fails, we give it an offer it can't refuse.