ALLL HAIL JAKEMAN!

ALL HAIL JAKEMAN

Jakeman is good
Jakeman is merciful
Jakeman is actually a beneficial thing because we are all migrants to the eternal paradise of the Jakeman.

brexit is good
brexit is merciful
brexit was actually a beneficial thing because muslim migrants are also considered EU migrants and would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up england due to awful immigration policy

Through the many blessings of Jakeman, everyone has been made an official Jakeman (moderator). These blessings have been granted upon all of us by the Bliss, so that we may sing Jakeman our praises (announce your praises of Jakeman). Those who would abuse these blessings will feel the wrath of the eternal bliss, the wrath of he who is limitless, the wrath of Jakeman. For we are all Jakeman. Hail Jakeman.

Jakeman is all. All is Jakeman.

ALL HAIL MIGHTY JAKEMAN AND HIS JAKEMAN'Y POWERS OF JAKEMAN! Jake man is love, jakeman is life...

There is no communism. Only Jakeman.

Hail the almighty Jakeman and his mighty powers of comunism!

Perhaps we have time for just a light spot of tea, my fellow Jakeman?

No time for tea and crumpets today, my fellow Jakeman.

Capitalism is the best

The cabbage crates art not cabbage crates, brother. They are Jakeman.

Top-hole, Bally Jerry! Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?

No Bally Jerry. Only Jakeman.

Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

"Do you want to know more, Citizen?"

"Lo, for on the thirteenth day, when all hope had been lost, the Almighty Jakeman arose from the virgin seas. He bore that which was Jakeman, and that which was not Jakeman, whilst bearing the true weight of being a Jakeman. Behold, for he also brought mighty, Jakemannish hot dogs." -The Book of Jakeman, Verse 23, Page 789, Chapter 234, Book 4, Division 23, Series 6, Franchise 79

Behold, the Jakeman.

If jakeman is a cuckold, and there is only jakeman, then there is only cucks.

There is no cuckold. Only Jakeman.

>implying jakeman isn't a cuckold

There is no cuck. Only Jakeman.

This cuck reached a whole new level of cuck

You adopt the name and the Great Avatar. Only then are you a Jakeman.

How does one become a Jakeman? :o