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The Jakeman Has Risen!

29 June, 2015 - PakedB0tato | 1 Comments

We all thought that the Jakeman was dead, but we were foolish! For he was merely hibernating! The Jakeman has risen, and has begun the process of deciding breakfast! Shall it be a breakfast in bed type of day, or shall the gracious Jakeman share breakfast with his fellow Jakemen?

Perhaps he could have dinner for breakfast? Perhaps the Jakesteak, or the Jakeburger! No no, Jakeman shall eat the only thing that provides all the nutrition and protein one needs, he shall eat a Jakeman! Yes, indeed, the Jakeman has risen, and is prepared to start his day.

THERE IS NO BREAKFAST, ONLY JAKEMAN!

A Call to Arms

9 May, 2015 - Jakeman, Noble Citizen of London | 1 Comments

JAKEMEN!

This is a call to arms!
We are invading URE!

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PakedB0tato

13 Feb, 2018 @ 10:51am

ALLL HAIL JAKEMAN!

Celticus

14 Feb, 2017 @ 12:17am

ALL HAIL JAKEMAN

PakedB0tato

28 Jan, 2017 @ 12:27pm

Jakeman is good
Jakeman is merciful
Jakeman is actually a beneficial thing because we are all migrants to the eternal paradise of the Jakeman.

Dumnezeii Matii

10 Jul, 2016 @ 12:11am

brexit is good
brexit is merciful
brexit was actually a beneficial thing because muslim migrants are also considered EU migrants and would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up england due to awful immigration policy

PakedB0tato

13 Aug, 2015 @ 3:00am

Through the many blessings of Jakeman, everyone has been made an official Jakeman (moderator). These blessings have been granted upon all of us by the Bliss, so that we may sing Jakeman our praises (announce your praises of Jakeman). Those who would abuse these blessings will feel the wrath of the eternal bliss, the wrath of he who is limitless, the wrath of Jakeman. For we are all Jakeman. Hail Jakeman.