We will be holding a special event for every new person that you recruit we will take five years off of your time in the great Rancor Pits. Everyday you are eaten and everynight you are ♥♥♥♥ out your life is never ending misery, however if you help us we will wleve you of this great anomoly.
Hail Lumpy may he ever live

Just a prank we torch those people.

Rub my wookie Dong

You have all been very devoted folowers of the cult however I feel that some of you have become complacent and only profess to believe. For this reason I remind you to spread the word of our lord to all who would listen and to those who won't, and to read the commandments everyday and in the words of our main man, the real slim shady, the man who killed tupac, he who breathed life into us all and can take that life away at any time, he who came strait outta kashyyyk. "aaarrag garrhhh gagrgr aggghh hraaa arghhhh" and translated into the language of the puny mortals "preach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and grow the cult". Thank you for reading this is the state of the cult.

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