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Sick.

Assort Gumble — Mon, 08 May 2017 23:17:26 +0000

Ring ring motherfucker, the phone goes off. You can feel who it is before you even pick up. It's that fuck mothering docter. He says 3 words. You're sick bro. I stare off into the distance, at what though? The horizon? Fuck that. The sky? Nope. I close and open my eyes. I mutter one god damn word. Tru. I hang up. I have 2 weeks to live.

Meow... what happened

I like to — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 20:36:08 +0000

This is the only place I knew where to go... Meow.. I was just informed that.. that.. you no longer love me and that our love is dead... I'm so.. destroyed.. Meow please find peace.. wherever... you may be..

We're coming up on a year of my shout out to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7doNyZA2gvY

Today's the day, fucker. You kick your legs out of bed so hard you swear your knee caps hit the ceiling. Wild eyed, with overcast skies. You don't care. You're on that grind. Bust down the front door, no time for that shit. Carl waves to you from two houses down, but you're busy. Fucking Carl. You're on a mission. Bust through the gym doors like what up I got a big cock and you're ready. That treadmills calling your name. Down on all fours, galloping to the gains.

This one goes out to Meow!

I like to — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 07:06:48 +0000

I just want you to feel special. Here's your own announcement.

The real intruduction!

I like to — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 07:04:21 +0000

Hi, how are you? We're pretty nice around these parts and we're glad to have you as a part of the team! Just kidding, you bet your ass you better feel special.

Congrats

Assort Gumble — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 06:59:33 +0000

Congraeggulations to anyone we like enough to actually invite, you're officially a part of the Awposed. Your ass is officially special, so feel special.

Rust

Assort Gumble — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 00:51:28 +0000

Come join us in rust, we need all the recruits we can get. So hop on, and come shoot some rad bitches for us