I'm Teh Hamburger, The Supreme Commanding Overlord of and and all Foods Foreign and Domestic, Inedible or Edible, Safely or Unsafely, Real or Fake, Potato or Potato. I was once a young cow named Mr. Doctor Cow until I became sick and chose to be butchered into mutiple delicious hamburgers. I am many, I am One. But anyway I will be your new Commander and will lead us to SUPREME WORLD DOMINATION OF ALL NON FOOD ITEMS! But I can not do this alone, I will need help from all of you. So I will see you on the battlefield!


The Supreme Commanding Overlord of and and all Foods Foreign and Domestic, Inedible or Edible, Safely or Unsafely, Real or Fake, Potato or Potato Teh Food Group,
Teh Hamburger