STEAM GROUP
Tank Police HQ [T-POL]
STEAM GROUP
Tank Police HQ [T-POL]
6
IN-GAME
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ONLINE
Founded
2 November, 2014
Language
English
Location
United States 
51 Comments
Rentago 29 Mar, 2019 @ 2:49am 
yes its true, im a dumb liberal in california wishing to disband borders and delete white people.
Rentago 9 Jul, 2016 @ 11:34pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thats a wall of ♥♥♥♥
Northstar 9 Jul, 2016 @ 8:45pm 
El Fisgon Morboson 26 Feb, 2016 @ 7:25pm 
i don't have a TV either, i use the hdmi of my pc monitor
Rentago 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:52pm 
I have no TV, I can't play any of my consoles :luger::launchpad::bloodsplat:
El Fisgon Morboson 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:59pm 
and playing a lot of monster hunter for wii u bretty gud 10/10
El Fisgon Morboson 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:58pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the name of the emperor
Rentago 25 Feb, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
Alright ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ have you all been doing?
El Fisgon Morboson 30 Nov, 2014 @ 3:45pm 
:summersun: 420 Praise it :summersun:
Rentago 29 Nov, 2014 @ 11:36pm 
alriht somone i s dleteing ocments.
Rentago 19 Nov, 2014 @ 8:08pm 
https://mega.co.nz/#!tIo1jZ6S!lbilsBovf5jGhiLSSxN5xsjJ8LTNGErAXBVCVqj65YI

world of tanks has officially put out anime girls
Lil' Carducci 18 Nov, 2014 @ 6:23pm 
6:03 PM - It's been the best: nah Im only friends with funny people - mr"please stop sending me slapchop reviews or ill block you and then cry"23
Rentago 18 Nov, 2014 @ 5:37pm 
russian guy deleted his comments on my page, but hes not gonna get away that easy
Monoe 16 Nov, 2014 @ 11:23pm 
giddanb duid i use all the worthl=while memes arelaDY?
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Monoe 16 Nov, 2014 @ 11:23pm 
10 points for gryffindor
Monoe 16 Nov, 2014 @ 11:21pm 
tank police needs more memes
Rentago 16 Nov, 2014 @ 6:47pm 
SON OF RUSSIA 14 hours ago Delete
you ever fought, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? or do you only know how to talk about penises and lick the ass of his lover? how I dream to you already broke the rectum and you died in agony. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. a piece of genetic garbage. in your countries are home to many Muslims.
Monoe 16 Nov, 2014 @ 12:05am 
you are gonna LOVE my nuts
Rentago 15 Nov, 2014 @ 4:16pm 
SON OF RUSSIA ₪ 8 hours ago
facking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your face = result Jewish democracy. you don't look like a woman and not like a man. you piece of ♥♥♥♥ who is screaming about their rights. what you can be right? you jerk. smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my eyes look like this :
http://puu.sh/cNu1Y/6bb6c02acf.jpg
let you get up from the computer and go up to my mother (I think that you have no father once he has trained you not) and tell her: Mom, I want to ♥♥♥♥ in the ass.
Lil' Carducci 11 Nov, 2014 @ 6:13pm 
You're gonna love my nuts.
Monoe 10 Nov, 2014 @ 7:20pm 
youll be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop
Rentago 10 Nov, 2014 @ 4:29pm 
Alzeis (4:21:49 PM) ayy
Rentago (4:25:32 PM) AY
Zereno (4:26:43 PM) rent can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean up the group
Zereno (4:27:00 PM) I cant see my map dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55902203/ShareX/2014/11/2014-11-10_16-21-25.jpg
Alzeis (4:29:48 PM) hahaha rekt
Rentago (4:30:01 PM) im sorry
Rentago (4:30:03 PM) thats kind of funny
Monoe 10 Nov, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
nevermind its vince with the slap chop
Monoe 10 Nov, 2014 @ 12:16pm 
i will gladly take up that role
Monoe 10 Nov, 2014 @ 11:24am 
the tank police needs a mascot
Monoe 9 Nov, 2014 @ 9:47pm 
if carducci gets player of the week i want administrative status
Rentago 9 Nov, 2014 @ 9:09pm 
Rentago: you are now
Rentago: group player of the week
Lil' Carducci: thanks
Lil' Carducci: i worked hard for it
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
In the 60's I was suckered into purchasing a Veg-o-matic for $8.88, "as seen on tv". Forty years later I have been suckered again, this time for $19.99.
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
This chopper is a clone of the highly successful Zeiss food chopper which Zeiss replaced with a new model. It does a wonderful job, is super easy to clean, and happens to be one of my favorite "can't-cook-without-it" kitchen tools.
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
I found the slapchop to be a very pleasant surprise, exceeding all expectations for an item advertised on TV! The instruction sheet is a bit minimal, but after a little trial and error anybody can get the gadget assembled properly and from then on it works perfectly.
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
I love my slap chop graty combo. not bad for the price, and it really does chop well. not so great with larger carrots, but they're hard for anything, even a knife, to chop up. the onion peel thing does actually work, not quite as well as in the commercial, but well enough!!!!! i highly recommend this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
It's practical and easy to use! I would recommend it to anyone looking fOr an easier way to make your salads!
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
A relative had something similar to this that I used this holiday season, so I had to get one for myself!
TOUR94 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:38pm 
落ち付け、赤ん坊ら
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:18pm 
HAEVING HACKER ALL ACCOUNTS 568 ACCOUNT CURRENLTY UNDER MY CONTROLLING, SOON WILL BE MORE.
Rentago 9 Nov, 2014 @ 6:16pm 
great now all the japanese think you are a hacker
Lil' Carducci 9 Nov, 2014 @ 5:19pm 
"stop"- MR34 aka """"Marty"""" aka "i cant deal with the savings i get from purchasing a slap chop" Magoo
Rentago 9 Nov, 2014 @ 12:17pm 
hank u carducci
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03pm 
you lose more of what you're chopping in the slap chop than what you want to use, chops everything really fine but now worth it
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03pm 
When I bought SlapChop one thing I didn't know is that it would be the most valuable tool in my kitchen! I don't know how I ever cooked without it. I had another chopper before but it was hard to clean and put back together. I make lots of soup and it chops the veggies in minutes. Yes you have to chop the pieces small enough to fit but it takes possibly two seconds to chop an onion, carrot or potato etc. small enough. Just slap the plunger don't force it!
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03pm 
I waited for a long time to receive my product after a month I got it, but they send me a used one. In the description said NEW but is not new.
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03pm 
Again, I have no opinion on this product as I gve them as a gift at chrisstmas. I haven't had any feed back from any of the recipents.
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:02pm 
I really love the Slap Chop. And how great is the tv ad! I had another food chopper that was ok but impossible to clean so I never used it. I have used the Slap Chop so far for vegetables, fruits, and ice cream toppings and it works as advertised. Very easy to clean by just opening it up. Great item at a great price and fast shipping. Recommended!
Lil' Carducci 8 Nov, 2014 @ 6:02pm 
How has my life been since purchasing the Slap Chop? Its been a mostly blurred dream, really. It has been six days since the fateful package arrived at my doorstep, emblazoned with Vince's smiling face.
I was eager to test the limits of the Slap Chop, and I quickly put it to work chopping various foods. Much to my surprise, I could not find a limit. I started simply, with just a small amount of onions. Perfection. The sublime taste and cut was orgasmic to my taste buds.
Next was carrots. Surely this more robust root vegetable would cause some strain on the machine. And yet, it sliced through them with ease. I was amazed.
Nuts? Vince assured me I would love his nuts. Perhaps a more apt description would be that I could not stop salivating to his sultry, succulent nuts. They were chopped so smoothly, as if they were the softest butter.
At this point, I noticed myself becoming a little delirious. I had to force myself away from the machine. "Nails!" I thought. "The Slap Chop is no match

Akar 5 Nov, 2014 @ 12:16pm 
am I under arrest?
Northstar 4 Nov, 2014 @ 9:07pm 
Git R' done!
Lil' Carducci 4 Nov, 2014 @ 3:53pm 
"its a ♥♥♥♥ house"- Jian P'i shover Galactic Poobar of The Notorious Tank "T-POL" bka "please stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my balls" Police
Rentago 2 Nov, 2014 @ 2:51pm 
now to get all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the clan in here
oMajestic1 TTV 2 Nov, 2014 @ 2:32pm 
The Few. The Proud. The Tank Police.