It is on this sad day that I must announce this once great empire, dead for all eternity, may the groups and its members be forever remembered as the Emperors finest.

The player 'Spiderpig' has joined 'The Quarian Empire' in the war effort against the facist traitors, his grand dictatorship shall assist our great cause and help bring peace to the USSR!

MEMBERS OF TUU, our leader is insane!

He hears voices in his head, telling him to act upon action that is not there!

Proof:

19:47 - SPARTAN MST: I grew suspicious
19:47 - SPARTAN MST: and wehen a voice told me in my head that you were going to attack me
19:47 - SPARTAN MST: I acted!

The enemy is trying to underming our efforts with talks of corruption in my actions! Comrades, you know this to be false, I have allways stood by you in the field of battle, do not let these Facists brainwash you. TO ARMS MEN FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE UNIVERSAL SOCIALIST SPACE REPUBLIC - USSR

Members, our current leader is corrupt. He has attacked my planet of Olympia with Weapons of Mass Destruction.

We, the Covenant, the Sangheili, will not fall before the might of these exo-suit wearing infidels. Join us to gain better leadership of a faltering Alliance that does NOTHING!