Department of space exploration: The Hivemind.
Department of death: Dr Shlub.
Department of youth: Motor Mouth.
Department of things ending in ism: Motor Mouth.
Department of cookery: The Hivemind.
Department of cookies: Dr Shlub.

From: Chief of staff and Dean.
To: All members.

It gives me great pleasure (Hurr Hurr) to announce that over the next few weeks I shall be organising departments for our Uni.

Any requests are welcome.
Any ideas for new members/students are also welcome.

That is all.

The awesomologists wouldlike to express their saddness at the loss of Robert Culp- an excellent voice actor and member of the Half Life 2 cast.