Right then, we need to get a few things straight
Ice is Commander-General-Pope Bruce (taxi driver)
I am Captain-Archbishop Bruce (Ice cream salesman)
Pat (if he ever joins) will be Sargent-Bishop Bruce (Greengrocer)
And the rest of you are private-brother Bruce (insurance salesmen)

This is your Sargent. I would like to say that firstly, I due to my commendable bravery, skill, and awesomeness, have been made Player of the Week. Secondly, I want it to be known by all you grunts that the Moose is at the bottom of the pecking order. This order comes from command.

I am proud to announce, that this Task Force of the Reaper, is fre from the following
>Numpties
>Noobs
>Cool people
>and people of the female persuasion

i am calling a confrence to announce that im calling a confrence