We must follow the great power of Grampa Soldier and destroy Mann Co and their evil robo-crates! We must protect the hats that have been so loyal yet casted out from Mann Co society in the blink of an eye.

SECURE. PROTECT. CONTAI- Oh wait...

I have no idea what our motto is going to be

I have not discussed this with UnheardPie yet but I think we should maybe accept vintages too.

As they are, well, rare and old.

give a big warm welcome to the newest member, the football helmet