I HOPE YOUR ALL STILL WORSHIPPING THE RICE

-Add flower cheese to large bowl of power
-Mix untill fine
-Add man splouge
-Sift twice untill nice glowing effect
-Mold R.I.C.E. shapes with your eye balls
-Heat in awesomeness toilet at 900 000 000 000 degrees celcius for 775650 years
-Enjoy with 7000 lbs onions

'Tis time for all of ye followers to worship the mighty R.I.C.E, failing to do so may result in over 9,000 castrations

The R.I.C.E. makers of Strategic Jump are elite R.I.C.E. makers. They love to make R.I.C.E. without R.I.C.E., the world would not exist. So, do not make fun of the R.I.C.E. Or they will F**KING KILL YOU!!!!!

Rice is a delicacy to us. If you don't liek rice, then STFU and GTFO our face!!!!!!!