The unthinkable has happened:
From Dec 27 2017 to Jan 3 2026
Over the course of
8 years and 7 days Our Player of All time “Scoobert Doobert” aka Alex Ketel has reigned unchallenged.
Multiple phases of our lives passed us by as he coiled himself tighter upon the throne.
Multiple Graduations
Multiple Marriages
Families started and ended.
Yet the Snaker of all time stay unquestioned

UNTIL TONIGHT

In a complete shock, Alex Slithered out of his hole and back on to our computers to silence the lesser reptiles who now knock upon his door.

That “Lesser Reptile”? the lowest in the snake Kast? Hunter B. Aka Operator WHALE.

As foretold in his introduction, I told you all he could swallow anything and everything. And that statement proved true. For he attempted to swallow the most difficult food of them all, REALITY.

The reality of Alex’s Endless reign.

Or was it?
A swift endurance game of Black Ops 3 Zombies had decided it

Alex, in his aged state, had begun to slack on his skills as a snake. Years of a sedentary life in his cobblestone castle of the big apple, had finally caught up to him.

24 lasted rounds to 26 lasted rounds.

This Snake had now become the worm of the apple and books. Instead of the apple dealer himself.

That Devil now being

HUNTER B.
THE NEW PLAYER OF THE WEEK.

The raddle prize is now his and shall be delivered to him in due time.

We shall not Forget the ERA OF ALEX. TIME FOR THE ERA FOR OF SNAKERS. THE HUNTER ERA BEGINS.

Happy new year to 2026.
Keep the slither going brethren.
SNAKE GANG

2025 has finally arrived young slitherers. After years of waiting in the tall grass for our due time of raddling, Our year has finally arrived. The one prophesied by the wisest of grounded bellies.

THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍!!!!!

Tell the young, tell the old. We shall be unmatched and unrivaled in our pursuits of passion and snake’in. This group being akin to Noah’s Arc, but for SNAKES only. Those who have doubted us and not joined will now face our venomous wrath.


Good Tidings in your slitheress and snaky endeavors every one. Remember You are now blessed.

Happy New SNAKE Year 🎉🎊🍾
(With cold blooded love 💚)

THIS IS AN ALERT
ALEX KETEL (The player of all time) CONTINUES TO THREATEN AND RADDLE THE STATUS QUO!!!

♥♥♥♥ me, HE GOT MARRIED!

He has strengthened his reign and scaly grip on the throne. The crown's thorns embed themselves deeper into the scalp of this absolute slither-er.

He has so far made the LARGEST PLAY in all of the book of "Serpent Snaketannica: A legless lizards guide to life and virtue (official gang translation)".

We may now only beg for mercy, as his venomous coil tightens around our throats. I can only hope as I (Lopez the founder and leader of the snake gang), that a HERO comes to our rescue to FINALLY CHALLENGE the "Jörmungandr" himself Alex "Mr. Snaker of week" Ketel.

help...

Now as yall know snake gang has been around for 6 YEARS now. And we've had out comebacks before and in our attempts to breathe/hiss some new life into the group we've added many new members and lost some (RIP). And now that we've been established for this long, I request that all members send me recommendations for any new members that may be interested. I want yall to find my slickest and scaliest snakes yall can get. I want vipers, pythons, serpents, and dragons up in this hoe. I want em venomous and hungry. Now what are they hungry for? Victory of course!!!

I just need them to send me a gamer video of them being absolute snakers in game. This includes all current members as well. Why current members as well?

WELL ♥♥♥♥'S GETTING REAL IN HERE FOR ONCE. ALEX'S REIGN STILL PREVAILS SIX YEARS STRONG

My second and main announcement is to dethrone Alex as gamer of the week (gamer of all time now). SO i propose a BOUNTY. WHOMEVER IN SNAKE GANG CHALLENGES AND DEFEATS ALEX IN A DUEL SHALL WIN THE RADDLE PRIZE OF THE YEAR. (there is a 2nd place prize as well, Raddle Prize junior)

Yes there is a prize, this why I called for more members, because we need more challengers to take down the big snake in the sky. ALEX KETTER.

Rules:
1. You can challenge Alex to any game or challenge
2. Alex must accept
3. The player with the most wins against Alex shall receive the prize.
4. ALEX CAN WIN THE BOUNTY and avoid dethronement.
5. Every challenge Alex wins against anyone counts half a point.
6. Alex must accept at least one challenge from each member (NO ♥♥♥♥♥ MODE ALEX)
7. All participants in each challenge must be snake gang members (rookie or veteran)
8. The contest ends when Alex accepts challenges from all members whom want to compete. Or I (as the founder, and prize provider) Calls off the game. Alex Can add as many rounds as he wants.
9. If Alex calls for a Round 2 or more rule 6 applies again.
10. if there is a tie, Alex will have the power to choose the opponent or decide that the tied individuals shall challenge each other OR ALEX CAN ADD ANOTHER ROUND.
11. Alex cannot challenge only accept and add another round.
12. (in case of circumstances) Alex can forfeit the crown to another member and they can take his place in this bounty, but the reason must be approved by the founder (me, Lopez). Lopez can also put it up to a vote if he decides.
13. Report All scores to me (Lopez)

Yes, This is a hit on Alex. And yes he does have the advantage. If Alex truly desires to stay as THE PLAYER OF ALL TIME (was just renamed) and win the Raddle Prize, then he must show grit and determination to defeat everyone. This can take as long as Alex needs or wants. It could be months or years. ALEX IS THE TIME LIMIT. So take your time. Results will be recorded in an excel sheet, and posted in BBZ and TOYKEE YO-YO discords. Those who are willing to fight will also be rewarded.

2nd place (this does not apply to Alex). Will get Raddle Prize Junior.

These prizes are REAL and will be delivered to you. IM NOT TALKING OUT OF MY SNAKER ASS. I SWEAR ON RADDLE HEAVEN.
so please, get your friends to join snake gang now to compete and defeat ALEX.

Keep The Raddle Going,
SNAKE GANG

3 invitations have been sent out to 3 eligible Snake Kids 🐍.

• Lulu - a CSGO grinder who’s skills have shown she’s finally worthy of being considered a Complete Snaker on the server. And a Wild tickle monster in the IRL
• Blomqf - An old comrade who’s scaly ass has finally kissed the stars of gold nova. A rattler in the streets, but an absolute biter in the sheets(i.e the server). 😉
• Operator Whale - a gamer in general who’s down to snake on some children until his appetite is satisfied(But he’s never satisfied). His insatiable thirst for whipping ass anywhere and everywhere is enough to get him recognized as a snaker. We need more pythons like this, who are down to swallow almost anything,

The invites have been sent, but it’s down to them if they wanna gang with the snakeyest of gangs.

If you they do accept: Welcome to the Snake gang you freaks 😉