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      <title>I'm the real one, yes, the phunky feel one.</title>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SimulusGaming/announcements/detail/1703932717895580390]]></link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2018 22:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>real gamer</author>
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      <title>Cause i'm the real one, yes, the phunky feel one. I'm the real one, yes, the phunky feel one. You know i'm the real one, yes, the phunky feel one. (Phunky!)</title>
      <description>[Chorus: B-Real]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cause I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;You know I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;[Chorus: B-Real]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cause I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;You know I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;[Chorus: B-Real]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cause I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One&lt;br&gt;You know I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2016 01:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>real gamer</author>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SimulusGaming/announcements/detail/812162092418298407</guid>
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      <title>I can't be fucked in this game, I'mma psychopath  My AK, told me to shove him up some niggas ass  I'm havin long conversations with Mr. Millimeter  He's one of my best friends, bitch-ass nigga eater</title>
      <description>I can't be fucked in this game, I'mma psychopath &lt;br&gt;My AK, told me to shove him up some niggas ass &lt;br&gt;I'm havin long conversations with Mr. Millimeter &lt;br&gt;He's one of my best friends, bitch-ass nigga eater &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I can't be fucked in this game, I'mma psychopath &lt;br&gt;My AK, told me to shove him up some niggas ass &lt;br&gt;I'm havin long conversations with Mr. Millimeter &lt;br&gt;He's one of my best friends, bitch-ass nigga eater &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;[Be-Real]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Time for some action, just a fraction of friction&lt;br&gt;I got the clearance to run the interference&lt;br&gt;into your sattelite, shinin a battle light,&lt;br&gt;swing out the gat, and I know that will gat ya right.&lt;br&gt;Here's an example, just a little sample:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How I could just kill a man!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One time tried to come in my home,&lt;br&gt;take my chrome, I said &amp;quot;Yo, it's on.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;Take cover, son, or you're ass-out,&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;How you like my chrome?&amp;quot;, then I watched the punk pass out.&lt;br&gt;Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway...&lt;br&gt;Hahaha... young punk had to pay...&lt;br&gt;So I just killed a man!&lt;br&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2016 02:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>real gamer</author>
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      <title>hahaha</title>
      <description>AHAA YEAAAH !&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN h. . !&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;Just landed at Heathrow, and it was a lovely sunny day. I walked along with my wife and our pal Paul towards the parking area. Two English gentlemen, well-off and in very good suits, walk towards us deeply engaged in conversation with each other.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Harry Dink says &amp;quot;Hello.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[Pristine clean unifor...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: cotozem&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;a&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;** Reggie Loony takes a doritos locos tacos from his pocket, munching it&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;Mmm&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;Nice!&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Hold it.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Drop that.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Where'd you get it&amp;gt;?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[[5'11'] [Brown Hair] ...] says &amp;quot;What's going on?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;I got it from Taco Bell, yes?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Haha.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;** Reggie Loony drops it with sadness on his face&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Good one, there are no more Taco Bell's around here.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;** It splats&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As they approached, we stepped aside, as did they, and one of the well=heeled, well-dressed gentlemen looked me in the eye and said, &amp;quot;PROSTATE,&amp;quot; and continued his conversational walk with the other gentleman.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Either they were discussing someone's prostate, or that guy knew something I didn't, and was warning me. I remain wary.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just landed at Heathrow, and it was a lovely sunny day. I walked along with my wife and our pal Paul towards the parking area. Two English gentlemen, well-off and in very good suits, walk towards us&lt;br&gt;HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHhahaaaaaaaaaaha</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2016 03:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>real gamer</author>
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      <title>hahaha</title>
      <description>AHAA YEAAAH !&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN h. . !&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;Just landed at Heathrow, and it was a lovely sunny day. I walked along with my wife and our pal Paul towards the parking area. Two English gentlemen, well-off and in very good suits, walk towards us deeply engaged in conversation with each other.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Harry Dink says &amp;quot;Hello.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[Pristine clean unifor...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: cotozem&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;a&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I on the other hand, have a loaded gun.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;** Reggie Loony takes a doritos locos tacos from his pocket, munching it&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;Mmm&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;Nice!&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Hold it.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Drop that.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Where'd you get it&amp;gt;?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[[5'11'] [Brown Hair] ...] says &amp;quot;What's going on?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;Reggie Loony says &amp;quot;I got it from Taco Bell, yes?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Haha.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;** Reggie Loony drops it with sadness on his face&lt;br&gt;[5'11|Male|160 lbs|MPF...] says &amp;quot;&amp;lt;:: Good one, there are no more Taco Bell's around here.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;** It splats&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As they approached, we stepped aside, as did they, and one of the well=heeled, well-dressed gentlemen looked me in the eye and said, &amp;quot;PROSTATE,&amp;quot; and continued his conversational walk with the other gentleman.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;umRm.. rap eniggerfs? LOLNIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Either they were discussing someone's prostate, or that guy knew something I didn't, and was warning me. I remain wary.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just landed at Heathrow, and it was a lovely sunny day. I walked along with my wife and our pal Paul towards the parking area. Two English gentlemen, well-off and in very good suits, walk towards us&lt;br&gt;HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHhahaaaaaaaaaaha</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2016 03:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>real gamer</author>
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      <title>FOURM INFO</title>
      <description>The Fourms have been created with, It has MPF/OTA Apps ready, The only app you could use now would be the Vortigaunt App as It does not need a CID or Civ Name</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SimulusGaming/announcements/detail/101682655096596130]]></link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2015 06:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Golden</author>
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      <title>HL2RP Server Inbound!</title>
      <description>HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!HL2RP Server Inbound!</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SimulusGaming/announcements/detail/101682655093463098]]></link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2015 10:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Golden</author>
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