Moof pls take me back ;~;

How do I play tf2 help.

Moof :3: huh
Moof :3: whast up smoboob
Moof :3: i have fries and tits for u <3
Moof :3: TOTS
Moof :3: FRIES AND TOTS
Moof :3: ♥♥♥♥
don't vote for me ♥: L
don't vote for me ♥: O
don't vote for me ♥: L

disbelievable, unhonerable,nonunderstood

Moof :3: https://www.dropbox.com/s/v0keiqlb1rkwwqw/phishingphishing.txt
Moof :3: DL MY NEW PIC!!!!!!!
The Melon Lord lft: i almost....did it
Moof :3: no srsly click it
The Melon Lord lft: SEEMS LEGIT
Moof :3: LOL
The Melon Lord lft: NICE TRY PHISHER
Moof :3: DAMN
Moof :3: U CAUGHT ME

04:36 - LITERALLY ♥♥♥♥: sorry
04:36 - LITERALLY ♥♥♥♥: i was doing business
04:36 - LITERALLY ♥♥♥♥: with my hookers

evil mf. >:): i am not evil

Moof: give me the info to your dildo

i cant add you for some reason and i asked you in twith to plz add your cfg but you didnt yet so im just asking for it here

dude moof

Moof: Paddie offered himself to me

5:16 AM - little scizors pizza: LOLOLOL so today
5:16 AM - little scizors pizza: Sciz said something about his new ogres
5:17 AM - Bobby: wait what
5:17 AM - little scizors pizza: And you know how our team picture was making fun of him and that the old man in the photo was his uncle?
5:17 AM - Bobby: yeah
5:17 AM - little scizors pizza: NEPHEWS
5:17 AM - little scizors pizza: NOT NEW OGRES OMFG
5:17 AM - Bobby: HAHAHAHAHA
5:17 AM - Bobby: Shrekzor
5:17 AM - little scizors pizza: PLS SAVE THIS CONVI I CANT STOO LAUGHING BUT IM IN MY OHONE
5:18 AM - little scizors pizza: WOW IT CHOOSES TO NOT CORRECT THAT U POS AUTO

Scizor: When are we scrimming?
Moof: When you get good

Moof: there are multiple virgins

Moof: A real AWPERtunity

ok im posting this here so it doesnt getlost 5ever http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/901006530651971119/8595A2BE5E6256D6A4F7625B4DC51882BD8666BF/

hey this is ♥♥♥♥ moof says not ♥♥♥♥ my autocorrect says

stupid scizor



3:09 AM - Scizor: Ugly~~~

forgot this was said
Scizor's Waifu <3 [seep]: i have accepted scizors marriage proposal
Scizor's Waifu <3 [seep]: we will be sharing the same pokeball in 2 weeks

4:21 PM - Mf.: You
4:21 PM - Mf.: Ugh~
4:21 PM - Mf.: Omg
4:21 PM - Mf.: I can't even GUUUURL~
4:21 PM - Mf.: WTF

3:46 PM - scizor is a giant CHEATER: did I get trapped in a ♥♥♥♥

scizor: why are your rockets so good with that?
moof: cuz its a ♥♥♥♥ launcher

She meant shoes*

Moof: hng I bought cute hoes

"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY REAL MAIN."
Moof is like a game boss. You will never know her final form.

Saint: Why'd you make me stay up late now I'm dead tired
Moof: i did nothing you beetle
Moof: i merely streamed
Moof: and you were brought forth by my booty
Saint: the
Saint: ♥♥♥♥
Saint: the
Saint: ok what
Saint: ?!?
Moof: i am a hot dog
Saint: you didn't sleep enough either did you?
Moof: Noooo
Moof: But im choosing to be awake
Moof: hue
Moof: i went to sleep later
Moof: im gonna nap now tho yay
Moof: Nap timeseeee

5:07 AM - Mf :3: http://i.imgur.com/ziJJkNA.jpg
5:09 AM - Scizor: that's some really impressive paint skill
5:09 AM - Mf :3: ty it took me the time it took saint to get good
5:09 AM - Mf :3: oh wait

10:58 - Mf :3: ohkilhfu

Sch3rky: A sythe evolves into a pair of scissors
Moof: Oh that's funny because Scyther evolves into Scizor!
Scizor/Sch3rky: ...
Sch3rky: that was the joke -_-

"♥♥♥♥ you, ill give you the whip"

"i love crunchy nuts"

"That's the thing about my hot streaks-- when I'm on them I think with my rifle, not with my brain" - Moof, 2014

S.C.I.Z.O.R.: i willl be oin the iknd roster shortly
S.C.I.Z.O.R.: I'm starting to realize I'm not tired at all...full
S.C.I.Z.O.R.S.W.A.I.F.U.: full
S.C.I.Z.O.R.: God ammot auto lcorrec
S.C.I.Z.O.R.S.W.A.I.F.U.: God ammot auto Iccorec
S.C.I.Z.O.R.S.W.A.I.F.U.: ur just on a roll arent u

Moof: I could kill Saint
Moof: I live near him
Moof: It's a possibility

6:24 PM - Scizorina: if i was dancing pokemon
6:24 PM - Scizorina: would that make me poledancer