I don’t even know how I got here 😭

I was just scrolling through the groups I am a part of, WTF IS THIS

elk

elk yourself to bits

elk

https://youtu.be/5OKdbc0DYpM

This is the secret elk coalition

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this

This is the secret elk coalition

What is this i just found this while browsing the penumbra black plague forums

I am the duke of this ship

I am willing to sacrifice a lot to be here.

I have belonged to many steam groups and this is by far the most powerful group i have ever been a part of thank you for inviting me to the secret elk coalition

thank you kind sir for inviting me to this exquesit group

30 members required

ACTIVATE IT

Y'know I just.... Do things....

This is the time of the revolution.

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.

Grab da bozak punk

diablos minions grow weaker

13 members somebody has to join to curb this bad luck that has befalled humble confederation

more like it BLOWS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

IT GROWS

no

MAKE ME BE THE FIRST EVER PERSON TO BE ADMIN OF THE COALITION TWICE

DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT

YES

I invited everyone on my friends list.
Prepare for 0 new members

MASSIVE INCLINE INCOMING

Diablos minions grow stronger

Our group is now dedicated to felling trees onto lizardhives and igniting them

♥♥♥♥ off you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the power of friendship beats throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥ BEATS

no the real elk orb is my throbbing ♥♥♥♥

maybe the real elk orb was the friends we made along the way

You are the holder of the power the real power is inside you

i am your desk drawer

i use my power for this purpose

♥♥♥♥ you have me outplayed

This is the place where power means nothing the only power is in the SECRET MAGIC SPACE ELK ORB which i have locked away in my desk drawer

I demand power I am staging a coup you have my demands you have 5 minutes before I detonate the device and unleash the rat swarm

Use your powers wisely or i'll call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in steam chat

i have reached the top of the secret elk coalition

This is the most important group you have been part of literally invite your whole friends list immediately

give me more power in the group you nazi

It's power is growing immediately invite your entire friends list to secret elk coalition it must become a megagroup to rival the railroad

are you feeling it now mr krabs

It's not ready yet

activate it