Allow me to have a moment of your time. Imagine cheeseburgers and the sweet passion of your mother chemically bonded together to make a solution in which 5 grams of salt were added. Imagine the Elder Scrolls 6 mixed with Dishonored 2 and Fallout 5, and finally mixed with Overwatch. Imagine the iPhone 7s+ mixed with the Samsung Note 56 combined with 82 huskies. Imagine a husky-pug mix. Imagine living in Texas, while you have a wife (no matter your gender) who has blonde hair, and then someone with a gun shoots you and her at the same time. Imagine putting up your Christmas tree with children of different interdenominations of Hinduism. Imagine drinking a 15.7 liter cup of orange juice. Imagine a polar bear, who will constantly watch you, as you think about tycoons... in the zoo. Imagine if you saw a post that was supposed to be private, and then you started speaking vietnamese. Imagine unistalling Half Life 82. Imagine downloading a virus that gives you free money, but then you have to amputate your leg tommorow. Imagine injecting arsenic into you left eyeball. Imagine nipple. Imagine Michael Jordon RKO'ing a sheep. Imagine Randy Orton, eating. Imagine Stone Cold changing his name to be Steam Hot. Imagine a garden full of John Cena. Imagine if the 1950's never happened. Imagine playing poker with the Grim Reaper. Imagine Dragons. Imagine licking Pewdiepie, and then immediately shaving his head and dying. Imagine a fat man using a Fat Man from fallout. Imagine Erhahhd. Imagine longboarding down South-West Philadelphia and not getting shot. Imagine imagination. Imagine whether your spine is different than everyone elses. Imagine a world where people would say could've and stop saying could of. Imagine Half Life 3. Imagine recommending games. Imagine writing a review. Imagine reading a review. Imagine swallowing a bottle. Imagine drinking chlorox. Imagine if Billy Mays was not dead. Imagine if you got the edge of glory. Imagine cutting bread with a doorstop. Imagine if Overkill managed to make Payday 2 even dumber. Imagine if Valve managed to make TF2 even dumber. Imagine if Blizzard made WoW 2. Imagine enigami. Imagine looking through this entire review to find all of the grammar mistakes. Imagine there were none. Imagine if people could comment on reviews. Imagine where me, the writer of this review, had just figured out that you can comment on reviews but doesn't want to hit the backspace key. Imagine if STAR_ really was arrested. Imagine if Jerma985 was gay. Imagine if I said that I don't have anything against gay people. Imagine if Sterma_985 was a thing for realzies. Imagine having a sharpie put up your nose. Imagine eating glass. Imagine the wizard of Oz. Imagine if the illuminati was real. Imagine whether a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers. Imagine living in Scotland. Imagine searching for clothes in the soup store. Imagine if Death was only a Social Construct. Imagine how greatly the population of humans would increase if your wifu's were real. Imagine if Undertale never was released. Imagine if FNAF was never released. Imagine if Taylor Swift never released Bad Blood. Imagine if Charles Martinet was never born. Imagine if your mom gave you a bag of protein gummy books. Imagine a world without [Insert Race or Religion here]. Imagine a world without sexism. Imagine a world without racism. Imagine if Hitler was right. Imagine if 9/11 was fake. Imagine if the neo-nazis went to the moon. Imagine if cats were secretly aliens. Imagine if I didn't just waste 10 minutes of your life. Imagine if I wasn't high. That is basically how I would sum up this game.

Allow me to have a moment of your time. Imagine cheeseburgers and the sweet passion of your mother chemically bonded together to make a solution in which 5 grams of salt were added. Imagine the Elder Scrolls 6 mixed with Dishonored 2 and Fallout 5, and finally mixed with Overwatch. Imagine the iPhone 7s+ mixed with the Samsung Note 56 combined with 82 huskies. Imagine a husky-pug mix. Imagine living in Texas, while you have a wife (no matter your gender) who has blonde hair, and then someone with a gun shoots you and her at the same time. Imagine putting up your Christmas tree with children of different interdenominations of Hinduism. Imagine drinking a 15.7 liter cup of orange juice. Imagine a polar bear, who will constantly watch you, as you think about tycoons... in the zoo. Imagine if you saw a post that was supposed to be private, and then you started speaking vietnamese. Imagine unistalling Half Life 82. Imagine downloading a virus that gives you free money, but then you have to amputate your leg tommorow. Imagine injecting arsenic into you left eyeball. Imagine nipple. Imagine Michael Jordon RKO'ing a sheep. Imagine Randy Orton, eating. Imagine Stone Cold changing his name to be Steam Hot. Imagine a garden full of John Cena. Imagine if the 1950's never happened. Imagine playing poker with the Grim Reaper. Imagine Dragons. Imagine licking Pewdiepie, and then immediately shaving his head and dying. Imagine a fat man using a Fat Man from fallout. Imagine Erhahhd. Imagine longboarding down South-West Philadelphia and not getting shot. Imagine imagination. Imagine whether your spine is different than everyone elses. Imagine a world where people would say could've and stop saying could of. Imagine Half Life 3. Imagine recommending games. Imagine writing a review. Imagine reading a review. Imagine swallowing a bottle. Imagine drinking chlorox. Imagine if Billy Mays was not dead. Imagine if you got the edge of glory. Imagine cutting bread with a doorstop. Imagine if Overkill managed to make Payday 2 even dumber. Imagine if Valve managed to make TF2 even dumber. Imagine if Blizzard made WoW 2. Imagine enigami. Imagine looking through this entire review to find all of the grammar mistakes. Imagine there were none. Imagine if people could comment on reviews. Imagine where me, the writer of this review, had just figured out that you can comment on reviews but doesn't want to hit the backspace key. Imagine if STAR_ really was arrested. Imagine if Jerma985 was gay. Imagine if I said that I don't have anything against gay people. Imagine if Sterma_985 was a thing for realzies. Imagine having a sharpie put up your nose. Imagine eating glass. Imagine the wizard of Oz. Imagine if the illuminati was real. Imagine whether a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers. Imagine living in Scotland. Imagine searching for clothes in the soup store. Imagine if Death was only a Social Construct. Imagine how greatly the population of humans would increase if your wifu's were real. Imagine if Undertale never was released. Imagine if FNAF was never released. Imagine if Taylor Swift never released Bad Blood. Imagine if Charles Martinet was never born. Imagine if your mom gave you a bag of protein gummy books. Imagine a world without [Insert Race or Religion here]. Imagine a world without sexism. Imagine a world without racism. Imagine if Hitler was right. Imagine if 9/11 was fake. Imagine if the neo-nazis went to the moon. Imagine if cats were secretly aliens. Imagine if I didn't just waste 10 minutes of your life. Imagine if I wasn't high. That is basically how I would sum up this game.

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