http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

"Are you Fantastical?" - A rare recording of a Slick Willy questioning deadly and destructive danger.

In the annals of time, there was a group of men-- friends, companions, brothers. These men, ascending beyond the grief of humanity and into a new plane of existence. They had many names, many faces but one soul - the soul of a Slick Willy Johnson. Together, they formed the Fantastical Fight Club - a sanctuary, a fortress, a comforting home... Their very existence.

And so these men formed and adapted and grew, they faced trials and hardships but they endured with the unbreakable bond of brotherhood between them. In the quiet times of Left 4 Dead, the Slick Willies paraded; flirting with death to please their almighty God Muffin Cat into bringing more challenges to overcome. With their varying battle songs blearing down upon them, they stood tall and mighty against any advisery. None were left behind in their crusades of justice - either none would fall or all would fall to rescue the downed.

And with the passing of time, the light faded and the Slick Willy's whereabouts became unknown. Some say they returned to the great Muffin Cat in the sky - others say that they still wander the world; overcoming more challenges and listening to HLDJ.

But we all know, that no matter where they are now - the soul of the Slick Willy burns brightly forever in their heart.

Axxus out.

IT'S TURBO TIME, RIP OUT THE COWARDNESS FROM YOUR HEART AND PUT ON YOUR RAPE FACE. TIME TO ENTER CRUISE CONTROL AND BECOME THE TRUE HEROES THAT EACH SLICK WILLY WAS BORN FOR. DISREGARD ANY HINDERANCES, BECOME THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

After a hilariously long struggle and many man/wife style arguments over operating systems with that useless Sploon I now have a computer capable of playing games.

Is Rich, for he is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you do not see the logic in this, then I will put you to the gallows.

Ladies and gents, but mostly gents.



What the hell are all your names? I only know 3 or 4 of your names, so post post post.



Mine is Rich.