A quick announcement about a recent promotion i have decided to push through:

Delscid is hereby promoted to Chief Salting Officer first class, for his excellent contribution to my bank account the Pantheon's funding.

I understand that some of you may feel that this is an unprecedented promotion, nobody has ever moved up the rungs of officerdom this quickly in the Pantheon's long and storied history, but i truly beleive that Delscid fully deserves his promotion from Junior Officer of Mildly Dangerous Oddities to Chief Salting Officer.

Delcid has done the Pantheon a great service, and i suggest you follow in his footseps, because for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ havent earned a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cent for the Pantheon since you joined, make me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dosh, you freeloaders

-Grand Officer of Chief Officer Appointing
Epic Hobo

We all know that we have not had as much money as we would have liked since the ButtsX branding fell through, despite this hardship we have continued on and dedicated ourselves to the true art of Call of Duty.

I wish to announce a new offer which has been in the works for several months, up until now I have not had the opportunity to announce this as the people on the other end of the deal wished to keep it private until the exact details were worked out. I have managed to secure a deal which will provide the prosperity we once had with our ButtsX branding.

The details of the deal will be posted in the discussion topic created with this post (Here) in due time, however I can announce that I have secured a deal with OverGarnet Group, providing them with completely legitimate security services.

Unfortunately this means we will need to be branded in a certain manner, this will be provided in the discussion thread at a later date as it is still not entirely worked out, however please do not take this as the deal being incomplete, this is merely a minor discussion point which was not addressed correctly.

- Doesn't know this "Bain" you speak of
Delscid

Title just about sums it up. We've re-filed Cupboards as dead because he hasnt ressurected on schedule, so yeah, you've still got about 1.3 workloads to do since he's still dead.
Get back to work already, i need more money and you're gonna get it for me!

-President
Epic Hobo

Now is a time of Great Honour and Duty! Call of Duty to be precice, our new policy is that you must play 18 hours of CoD a day, NO EXEPTIONS. I didnt receive an exorbitant amount of money to make this happen, so dont be concerned that i sold out. (I didnt)

Anyway, you should probably get to CoDing if you want to meet your daily CoD quota!

once again, I wasnt paid to do this, I just wanted the Pantheon to express their CoD love properly!

-CoDman
Epic Hobo

Smage is holding a secret pool party for the Pantheon of the mundane, it will be sponsored by the Zanzibar club and will be raising money to recover God of Cupboards from the taiwanese labour camp we may have sold him into to buy a pizza for last weeks intervention.

For more details please see the corresponding event.

Attendance is not mandatory, but you will be forced to clean up some chloroform yoghurt if you do not attend, because yea, we still haven't recovered from that explosion that happened when we were trying to extract God of Cupboards' limbs for all that money we recently got, I suppose that means that we don't really need to do fund raising to buy him back, but really, thats not the point, we don't fundraise to make money for a cause, we fundraise to make money for more pizza for the brainstorming session we are going to have when we try to figure out how to get Cupboards back from the taiwanese labour camp.

TL;DR: Attend, donate, we have a large amount of money already, Chloroform yoghurt, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

- Supreme grand overlord of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ usage, chloroform yogurt, cheese history, prostitution secrets and fires, rambling and vice underling controller
Delscid