Well, once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, suddenly there came an… idea? An idea. A brilliant, splendid, WONDERFUL idea. For those very artistic souls out there, and maybe a few who are not, we at the SCPO have a Spy Crab support challenge. With the help of our marvelous organization members, that’s YOU, we of the SCPO would like to make a collaborated Spy crab themed desktop wall-paper using, get this, YOUR SENT PICTURES! Send your pictures, drawings, or screenshots to: SCPO.collab@gmail.com

Keep on crabbin’!

Hello again, good spy crabs. I feel the need to address all of you once again, though I fear the reason is much more grave than the last time.

You see, my dear friend, Zenon, and I thought to go out for a lovely day of crabbing at 2fort. Another player was drawn to our cause and joined us, while a couple other kind fellows cheered us on. Yet, others were not as kind. We were called things like "useless team members" and "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". We were sniped, torched, shotgun'd, and blown to pieces countless times.

This is far from my vision of freedom, to say the least. We spy crabs, peaceful in our ways, did nothing to these people, yet they see fit to tear our species asunder.

The outside world is in worse shape than I had ever imagined. It seems our work just became a little bit harder. But never lose hope my friends! There are others out there like those on that server who supported our ways, and that kind soul who joined in our crabbing. We must band together against this cruelty and hate! We must never lose sight of our dreams, our hope!

I encourage you to go home tonight, and share with your familes and friends what we have seen here today. This needless destruction must stop!

Our mission is to save, our vision is of freedom!

My dear friends! Let us forget our troubles, our hate. Let us celebrate, for today is Spy Crab Appreciation Day!

On this day, may all spy crabs come out from their burrows and ramshackle huts to crab free and unharmed! May we roam in happiness, free from the threat of the wrench and flame! May all spy crabs gather to bear witness to this incredible day!

Wake up, my friends! Wake up with a new hope! Spy crabs are on their way to freedom and better lives! We will persevere! We will thrive! We will crab!

Our mission is to save, our vision is of freedom!

Just a little heads up for you all, this Saturday the 21st is Spy Crab Appreciation Day. We will all be heading down to the ‘Vortex Computing’ server for a fun crab-filled day, where Vortex himself has graciously allowed us to crab around in peace. It is an absolutely free spy crab reserve server, so come on down! Myself and Mittelschmerz will be on the server, so if you have difficulties finding it you can always follow a friend. I hope to be posting up the sever information soon for those of you who would like the I.P.

Thanks, and I hope to see you all there!

Hello, my friends! I did not expect to find so many fellow spy crabs and crab appreciators! Ah...you kind-hearted people touch my crabby heart so.

But to the point! The 21st of February is Spy Crab Appreciation Day! So show everybody where you stand on spy crab abuse! Crab around on a server! Make use of that microphone! Take advantage of the various crab sprays around the internet! I urge you all to show off your spy crab side on whatever server you find yourself on!

Wake up on this day and feel hope! Hope for our wonderful species! This coming Spy Crab day...let yourselves shine!

Our mission is to save, our vision is of freedom!