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Z1MM5R — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 10:41:21 +0000

Why are we still here...

Just to suffer ?

Every night i can feel my leg , my arm... even my fingers.

The body i've lost.

The Comrades i've lost , won't stop hurting

it's like they're all still there...

I'm gonna make them give back our past.

War

Z1MM5R — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:34:14 +0000

My people... Sons and Daughters of Gorilla Warfare... For many years, we have been a broken nation: shunned, oppressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape. Ten years ago, I asked for time, and that time was granted by you. You: the strength in my arm, the holders of my dreams... Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind. An exodus for freedom, Gorilla Warfare became that freedom. Our new world changed our bodies. At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing... stronger. In the time you have given me, I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength, and I have rebuilt our pride! Our enemies at home have been re-educated; we have given them new insights into our cause. On this day, we stand united once more. On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Gorrila Warfare dream, NOW IS OUR TIME !

-Polly wuz here-

Vulentains dai.

Mr. Polly — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:00:56 +0000

Hupey vulentains dai yu goobys. hope yer spendin et wit ai speciul sum1.

-Puly.

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y' MUDDAPHUCKER'S

Z1MM5R — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:15:23 +0000

LOTSA GAMES , GOOD GAMES , MONEY , BITCHES , AND WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT ,

The Experts Of Gorilla Warfare Group has been disawoved

Nah — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 23:48:08 +0000

I'm afraid i have dire news to announce my fellow warriors. It seems like that the Triumvirate wasn't satisfied enough with our achievments regarding The Great Cause.
They've stopped funding our group, and they've disawoved us. From now on, we're fugitives of the Empire. Every Protection Unit of the Empire has been notified to RUSTLE OUR JIMMIES on sight. Stay strong my friends, with my leadership WE SHALL PREVAIL. I'll return with more news when the reconaissance reports arrive.

-In further news. Due to the Betrayal of our group, we were forced to call back our exiled operators, such as our field medic: Dr.Zimmer.

Strength through Unity, Unity Through Jimmies!!!

The Triumvirate approves!

Nah — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:06:25 +0000

Brothers! We live in dangerous times. No one's Jimmies are safe. The call for help got into the ears of our glorious Triumvirate, and they've decided, it's time to form an alliance among the many cultures that live under the Empire's flag. It is my humble duty, to announce the forming of our group. The ones who join us, will get lessons in basic values such as: Honor, Strength, Loyalty and Companionship. Those who oppose us, will get their Jimmies rustled. We might go through hard times, and we might lose a few of our members during the great battle...But in such times, remember the great things this Empire's army has managed to do so far: When the Great Rustlers attacked our proud nation we held the line, or remember the Great Zimmer who put an end to the Rustle Storm conflict with a single shot, he held the line. And today we WILL HOLD THE LINE!
Strength through Unity, Unity through Jimmies.