………….……………………. „-/*"\„,„,
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' ARF ARF
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- BARK BARK
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ CAN'T SEE A ♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE DARK DARK
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL BLOWS YOU
███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up toddler my name is harambe but u can call me t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very wild!!!! thats why i came over the fence, 2 meet random anmls like me _… im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 drg kids arond w/ my zookeeper (im untamed if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite activty!!! bcuz its SOOOO wild!!!! hes wild 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random anmls =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here in this z0o so get ur ♥♥♥♥♥ 0ut!!!! DiCKsOUt4H4ramBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein wild again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and ♥♥♥♥♥ out,
t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m

’m The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test and this is my multistage aerobic capacity test. I work here with my running speed and my son, single lap. Everything in here has a [beep] and a [ding]. One thing I’ve learned after 20 meters – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that start line.

one day mario woke up and decided to take a ♥♥♥♥ because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and since yoshi was mario's ♥♥♥♥♥ he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to ♥♥♥♥ in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused.
mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of ♥♥♥♥ out of his ass. he farted and little ♥♥♥♥ particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the ♥♥♥♥ particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast.

Rick Harrison I have no legs. I am old, and my son, I'm here with the work of Huss. Everything here is history, and compensation. One thing I have learned after 21 years-you are, not who comes to the door.

mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of ♥♥♥♥ finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth.
mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the ♥♥♥♥ log. "eat it ♥♥♥♥♥. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the ♥♥♥♥. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face.

mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the ♥♥♥♥ log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his ♥♥♥♥ log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these ♥♥♥♥-eggs. he planned to use these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach.

now there was only one thing left to do.
mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. mario couldn't hold it back. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised. yoshi obeyed his master. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi.

"yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals of pain and joy, and poured himself a bowl of cereal. unfortunately he had forgotten to purchase milk, but he could improvise. he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios.

Im Thicc Harrison👅 and this is my Porn Shop😉. I work here with my 💦Daddy💦 and my son Big Balls🍒🍆. If there's one thing I've learned in 21 years, you never know what is gonna ♥♥♥ 💦💦💦 through that back door😜💦💦💕.

I'm AH-64 Apache, and this is my battlefield. I work here with UH-60 and AH-1, Little bird. Every enemy in the battlefield has a story and a life. One thing I've learned after 30 years in service - you never know what kind of SAM is going to target you.

With the advent of modern medicine, the weak are able to survive to the point of being able to reproduce thus inhibiting natural’s selection ability to improve the human species. Thus weak humans are being born from other weak humans. Modern medicine is animal cruetly. Suicide is a way you can make a stand against the cruelty of sustaining flawed and suffering humans. Repost this to support suicide! A stand against human cruelty!

luigi filled mario's bowl but still had some more pee left in him. he took this opportunity to mark his territory around the house. first he peed on his side of the couch then he peed on his chair at the dining table. he only had a little pee left so he had to make this last one count. he looked around the room and spotted his brother. he ran up and peed on mario, marking him as his own. "no one else can have you!!" shouted luigi. mario "accidentally" got some of luigi's pee in his mouth.
mario and luigi finished eating their cheerios with pee and decided to go for a walk in the park. they hooked yoshi up to his leash and took turns raping him during the walk to the park. by the time they arrived at the park all three of them were tuckered out and decided to just ♥♥♥♥ in the shade of the big oak tree. it seemed like today was going to be another peaceful day. however no one seemed to notice the eyes peering at them from inside the nearby bushes.

mario heard a rustle in the bushes. "who's there" he called out but there was no answer. "i'm warning you. you better show yourself. i got a ♥♥♥♥ and i know how to use it" he threatened while thrusting and pointing at his ♥♥♥♥. luigi and yoshi were now getting into position too, thrusting and pointing at their own ♥♥♥♥♥. "you got till the count of three to come out" said mario. "one" mario and luigi unzipped their overalls. "two" they pulled out their quivering ♥♥♥♥♥. "THREE"
mario, luigi, and yoshi all leaped into the bushes, thrusting their ♥♥♥♥♥ around. no one had any idea whether or not they were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the person in the bushes or just each other. there were many shouts and the occasional giggle. this went on for ten minutes before mario took charge and threw everyone out of the bushes. mario stepped out too and looked at the pile of sweat, semen, and ♥♥♥♥ covered bodies in front of him.

mario looked down at the man in front of him with a look of disgust on his face. "nevermind guys it's just that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wario" he said as luigi stood up and straightened his hat. "hey ♥♥♥♥ you mario" said wario, wiping a bit of feces out of his mustache. "i'm not the one who goes around raping people." mario smirked as he watched the lump in wario's crotch start to grow larger.
wario shifted his legs to try and hide the growing bulge but it was too late. luigi and yoshi had already noticed and were smirking as well. yoshi's wiener twitched. wario eyed it with apprehension, the bulge growing a little more rapidly now. wario was sweating, his heart beating rapidly. yoshi licked his lips. suddenly a gust of wind blew wario's hat off behind him. "aren't you going to bend over and pick it up wario" asked mario with an evil grin.

wario turned around and bent over to pick up his hat. he gave his ass a little shake as he did so and yoshi couldn't hold back anymore. he ran forward and shoved his now fully erect peener straight into wario's ass, ripping a hole through his overalls and underwear. wario gasped and tried to resist at first. "don't fight it" said mario in a soothing voice "just relax and enjoy it. i have trained yoshi well" at this point a large group of toads had gathered to the scene.
the toads closed in and formed a circle around the two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. after any particularly deep thrusts by yoshi the toads would erupt with cheers. the toads started becoming aroused and began rubbing themselves. yoshi began thrusting harder and faster while wario had his 8-incher out and was stroking it. this pleased the toads who began throwing coins at the two in between stroking their own peeners. mario and luigi were quickly pocketing all the coins they could.
TO BE CONTINUED

I'm Ron Jeremy, and this is my porn shop. I work here with Mia khalifa and Asa akira. Every film here has a penis, and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna penetrate that hole.

Ich bin Adolf Hitler and zis is mein auschwitz. Ein vurk here vit mein reich buddy and son, Heinrich Himmler. Every Juden here haz ein storeich and Zyklon B. Wun thing Ich have learned from 1933, is vat Juden iz going to commen to ze gas chamber.

I'm DJ Keemstar, and this is my News Show. I work here with my gnome and my righteous ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Alex. Everything in here has a story and some drama. One thing I've learned after 2 years - you never know why you're still gonna get some hate.

I'm Hank Hill and this is my propane and propane accessories shop. I work here with the old Cotton and my son, "Bwahh" Bobby Hoss. Everything here has propane and a market value. After 13 seasons I've learned one thing, you never know HWAT will come through that door I tell you hwat. One thing I do know, that boy ain't right.

I'm some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there, and this is my copypasta. I work here with my 300 confirmed kills and my son, Harambe the Gorilla. Everything CTRL in here has a C and a V. One thing I've learned after 💯 years - you never know what you'll sexually identify as next.

Who are the mythbusters? Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. Between them they have more than 30 years of special effects experience. Joining them: Grant Imahara, Tory Belleci, and Kari Byron. They don't just tell the myths; they put them to the test.

Also just wanted to say that I'm 15 years old and I LOVE Bernie Sanders! :) #FeelTheBern lol. I am REALLY interested in politics. Let me just say that I am so sick and tired of these faux news racist reactionary far right Republican candidates like Donald Trump getting votes (by people like my dad.... lol). It's so funny that people hate Bernie Sanders because he's a socialist.. do people even realize that we have like a million social programs in the United States?? And Europe already IS socialist. These stupid old white guys need to get with the times lol. I don't see why we can't just have free college and free healthcare. These things are a right NOT a privilege. Plus it's already done in EVERY other first world country. Too bad faux news idiots are too brainwashed because they're paid out by big business. lol. Not to mention the income inequality.... completely disgusting.

I’m Donald Trump, and this is my campaign. I work here with my wall and my running mate, Mike Pence. Everything around here has a tariff and legal immigration documents. One thing I’ve learned after 70 years - you never know WHAT CNN is gonna say about me next.

In a🅰️ middle ✏️school ✏️✏️ full🌝 of bullies, insane teachers, and gross 🎒school 🎒 lunches, Ned Bigby—that's me—and my three3️⃣ 🌟best🌟 friends🐕 try to do the impossible: create a 🅰️ guide that will help🆘 you survive school✏️.

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

(He's a phantom. Danny Phantom)
Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine It was designed to view a world unseen
(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)
When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit Then Danny took a look inside of it There was a great big flash, everything just changed His molecules got all rearranged
(Phantom, phantom)
When he first woke up he realized He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes He could walk through walls disappear and fly He was much more unique than the other guys
It was then that he knew what he had to do He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through He's here to fight for me and you!
He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)

I sexually identify as a Pawn Star. Ever since I never knew what was gonna come through that door, I dreamed of working with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. People say to me that a person being a Pawn Star is impossible and that I'm not an expert, but I don't care, I'm Rick Harrison. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a story, a price and 21 years of learning onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Rick Harrison" and respect my right to call up a buddy of mine and give you my best offer. If you can't accept me you're a Hossiphobe and need to check your pawn privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm a slave master, and this is my plantation. I work here with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and my slave driver, Big ♥♥♥♥. Everyone in here has chains and a collar. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know which ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will try to escape.

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

Ban me again you
███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

hey this is a real racist group you got here... WOW

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗
████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██
██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝
██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗
██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║
╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝