Dear whoever,
blah blah, blah blah.

You have a chance to be hired. Post in the group commentary to give your application. Here is the layout.

Hiring Sheet
Are you single-
Are you homeless-
Do you eat from the trash-
Do you like to blow stuff up-
Do you absolutely hate the color blue-
What are you good at-
What can you do-
What you will do-

Send them through the commentary, go!