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So this group was a stupid idea

Dex — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 02:49:57 +0000

i realized that i keep my friends list clean enough, and dont have anyone on there for no reason, so the purpose of this group is kinda null and void isnt it?

yeah, really stupid. im deleteing it now

Back, Permanently. until something else happens....

Dex — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:17:09 +0000

^ see topic title

Month Absence

Dex — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:45:02 +0000

is the title spelled correctly? i ususally dont bother with grammar on the internet but eh, might as well attempt.

anyway, im going to be gone for a month. see you when i get back. no one probabaly cares but, i wanted to share

I'm so happy, Engy, pick everything thats happy in that link and sing it!

Dex — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 23:48:51 +0000

http://goireland.about.com/od/irishtradandfolkmusic/Irish_Trad_and_Folk_Music_Where_When_and_What.htm

Fathers Day

Dex — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:31:18 +0000

i will not be here Friday, Saturday, and most of Sunday due to fathers day, as my family has decided to see my ugly mug again after basically 7 years absence. so, please wish me luck, i hope to patch up quite a few things in 3 days, yet that might be a little too optimistic.

sorry for the lack of intelligent posts, though most of you probably dont care. schools almost completely done and im spacing out

Truths for Mature Humans Received from a "mature" friend :o)

Dex — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 08:35:05 +0000

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "avoid this neighborhood" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Bio Broster

Dex — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:53:50 +0000

i dont usually rap, but i made a poem up in 5 minutes after hearing some good news while listening to Jump Around, so please forgive me

Bio Broster
my little bro
was a hoe
not in the traditional sense
six pence
he was alright
we got in fights
yet he had our moment
not much at birth
no penal girth
for what its worth
he was a cute kid
well we were born and raised
everyday
in each others way
yet we went out and played
school came
we were game
we had our fun in the sun
and it was done
right
tight
all night
then i left
had some problems at home
was kicked out on my dome
felt bad
was mad
left home and never turned back again
always thought id be back before it began
meanwhile
in style
my brother started running with gangs
holding trains
surfing Main
and causing some pain
got in deep
acted like a sheep
was being controlled
rolled
into a ball of shame
his life was going up in flames
i phoned home
said how is he
the parents told me that he was busy
picking up the pieces
of his broken life
alright
but then we met
had a soda
talked like luke and yoda
i set him straight
he was great
we were still so young
but he decided that he would have some fun
got in deep with the sharks
enamored with a lark
knocked it out of the park
built a social ark
he was bad news
in the wrong groove
not the kid i used to know
so i hit him up
yup
and i went and show'd
him what he was missing
he said he was fine
didnt have the time
gave me a dime
and said take the bus home
so i left
bereft
feeling so lonely
but then he found some good homies
and made a cash poney
doing real jobs
not acting like a slob
and now my little sister
has grown into a man\
met a great girl
and went to prom with a plan
phoned home to mom
and said with pride
mom im dropping a good bomb
im going for a ride
side
shotgun
called me, and i looked him in the eye
now bro thats how we do it
i was so full of pride
*drops mic*
word

One Piece

Dex — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:42:16 +0000

one piece deserves credit for creating an anime character as straight as a snake in a windtunnel while in a washing machine, but still as manly as they come.

this announcement is blatant advertisement of an anime and how much i like Mr.2 Bon Kurei (Clay) who might even put kamina from gurren lagann to shame for manliness

cheers my queer (okama) friend

Its Over

Dex — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:06:58 +0000

one of my favorite webcomics has finally ended after the lazy son of a bitch finished writing his damned epilogue, making you wait 5 weeks or more, i cant remember. also, what i said about the guy previously isnt true, im just a little ticked that its over, ah well.

if you havnt read the webcomic 8-bit theater, it is linked on my profile page and the final comic which is a FINE tribute to the series is linked here http://www.nuklearpower.com/2010/06/01/the-epilogue/

now i dont have anything left to read except licd and explosm. dang it

Heeeeeee's Baaaaaack.......

Dex — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 05:27:13 +0000

gotta work now, but i would love all the good and bad of my vacation with you guys in an announcement tomorrow. and by work i mean homework, so if you care to check in please still do so. its good to be back damn!