Do you remember when Timur had his name in the highest of spotlights on the tallest of signs of Las Vegas when he was trying to make it as a comedy magician who specialized in making woman cry? No, nether do I. Sadly what little about the enigma that is Timur was destroyed by the FBI in an attempt to cover up his actual birth, but we will have to make do with the information we have been given. Born in a log cabin to Joseph Stalin and Nadezhda Alliluyeva in 1942, Overlord Dimirtri Grover 'Timur' Stalin XII was bound for greatness. From his legendary rape and pillages to his great academic achievements in philandering, Timur - taking the nickname his best friends in cub scouts called him - was a forced to be reckoned with.

After escaping his tyrant father by joining a sect of hardcore evangelicals, Timur finally made his way to America. that fire that has burned so deeply in this masterminds soul has began to wither, however. He has been known to trade insightful help to random strangers in the Viper Lounge bathroom for handfuls of cocaine and also walks his pure bred Mastiff named Ravager in dog prohibiting parks. In order to escape the world he had once ruled over with an iron first, Timur escape to the internet.

We know him as the man who is always ready to hug it out or talk about his feelings with somebody. Somewhat of a father figure to us all, I think we can take a page from his long history of triumph and fall, and learn that power only lasts to those who are willing to give up their humanity for it.

"I do what I do because I am who I am. Write that down." - Overlord Timur

Congratulations to Raiding Rainbow's Member of the week, Logan! Those of you that know him best may remember him as the voice of Apu from the Simpsons, though that career was cut short when he found is true calling: building modle airplanes. Logan is the proud owner of over 1200 wooden, hand crafted airplanes, all of which you can see on display in his basement any day of the week. When questioned about what made him give up on such a promising career, Logan refused to comment. Never the less, Logan is a TF2 Vet, something that he prides himself in - though there is trouble when his Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome kicks in. He has never been able to look at sandwiches as good since he started playing - only tools of blood thirst destruction. Logan is a welcome member of Raiding Rainbow, and captivates our hearts with that dashing smile and heart warming singing voice any time he breaks into a stunning rendition of 'My Sharona'

Congratulations to Tigerpoop, the Raiding Rainbow's member of the week! You may remember this wonderful man from his roles in such films as 'Phil and Ted and Tigerpoops Fantastic Expedition' or from his short lived career as Metallica's lead singer and chimes player. There are also rumors that he trained with Batman in the Alps while preparing to become a masked vigilante on the side of justice, but these rumors where proven false. We all know Tigerpoop as that wonderful voice on the other end of the microphone when he assists in our deaths as a Medic, or is blowing us to pieces as the Soldiar. Whatever you know him for, Tigerpoop lights up the server any time he is around. Always the voice of solitude and reason, we all hope for his successful return to stardom so we can bask in awe at his radiant radiance once more.

As of now, none of you are going to talk bad about or to FyreNWater. I'm not saying I wasn't apart in any of this, nor am I saying this group was the only one that took part in it. An admin sat down and talked with some of the people responsible, and told us that it's all coming to an end. She's going to get talked to also, but that's none of our concern. Nobody's in trouble, but if you continue to mess with her then not only will you bring a bad name to this group, but you'll have a chance of being muted on the server(or worse).

*BONUS* - As far as language goes, I don't care if you curse as long as it's not directed at anyone. (Curses as in damn, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ect ect). DO NOT use any racial or derogatory slurs. Apparently there's been a problem with our language, and if we just lay low for a bit , all will be forgiven

Thank you for your cooperation :)