You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, sniveling, brat. If you don't follow these rules.

Rule 1. Don't bring religion into the internet
Rule 2. Don't bring the INTERNET into REAL LIFE
Rule 3. Trolololol
Rule 4. CAPS IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL, ALTHOUGH IT HELPS CONTROL IS STILL NEEDED.
Rule 5. People don't care! Deal with it!
Rule 6. If your a self-right down selfish bastard, the internet if for you! Just don't go around begging to people!
Rule 7. There ARE girls on the internet, just sexy ones are hard to find.
Rule 8. Community and dedication is one thing, but taking something to far is just wrong. There are things called limits. use them. They are nice.
Rule 9. If you can't handle the troll, trollin' you. Don't be trollin' back. Or else your gonna start a troll war, and a portal paradox will start.
Rule 10. SUCK MY CAAACK.
Rule 11. Any douche-♥♥♥ with the name "box" or "unknown" within their steam nickname. Are real self-rightous biggots. All they care about is their views, and that they are ALWAYS correct. Thats how they see themselves.
Rule 12. :3
Rule 13. If it exists. There is porn of it. If there isn't porn of it, it just hasn't been made yet.
Rule 14. Raptor jesus IS real. He just doesn't like douche bags.