I've come to make an announcement

Snake — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 23:55:54 +0000

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly little dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was "T̡ ͢͝H͢ ̷̨͡I ̡̡҉S͜ ͠ ͢҉B̴ ̶̕Í̡ ̷̀G" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's like this walnut except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: BOOM! That's right, all spike, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before this piss dr-r-r-r-r-r-roplets hit the fucking Earth, Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

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I've come to make an announcement