because he got a decent game... GTA san andreas!!

Yes, a steam rating of 10 means nothing.

Uberneek, a "TF2 pro" as he calls himself has just revealed that he has a fear of big angry choo choo trains. He therefore is very scared on tf2 maps such as well which involve trains and avoids them unless his mummy and/or sister is/are holding his hand (I'm not sure what his sister holds...). Therefore I think that we should make sure that we never play on well and that Robs mummy or daddy are there to drive him around, as there is no point in trying to make him come to visit you when their not, as the big bad choo choo train might goble him up! This is also the reason why he has failed to complete any half life game (excluding lost coast) as he has to cry every time that he sees some train tracks. Being a pro he would other wise have obviously finish half life as he can't visit anyone, of couse normal people would never be able to fisnish it as the game makes you want to lose the will to live and the computer uses hacks, but that is another story. Miller also does not llike battlegrounds due to the amount of smoke. He is constantly afraid that a train will come out of the smoke and will eat him. Therefore don't ask him to play "THE mod" as he will only cry and my try to harm himself. So lets all show Miller some love and cuddle him, after all, he only wants some love....not the cool type....but still. Maybe we could group together and buy him a big cudly steam train to help him get over his fear...

In summary:
Miller smells
Miller is antisocial
Miller has no freinds....*
Miller is a ♥♥♥♥♥

Lots of Love, the clan noob
Yes, LOL is gay
How was my language? Call: 077 I NEED A LIFE 98

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*in cool club