It was a bright and sunny day on Southern Island. Tails was relaxing on beach lounge chair on Seagull Beach under the shade of a palm tree. He was wearing his usual gloves and sneakers, as well as a large pair of sunglasses.
At that moment, Marine came down to the beach. She was wearing a green two-piece bathing suit, green sandals and her usual light-tan gloves.
"Enjoying the warm sun, Tails?" she asked him, walking over to another beach lounge that had been placed right next to Tails', also under the shade of another palm tree.
"You bet, Marine," Tails answered her. "And let's not forget the relaxing sounds of the crashing waves."
"The perfect way to kick back and relax," Marine agreed, slipping her feet out of her sandals and relaxing herself on her beach lounge.
She closed her eyes before applying a pair of sunglasses to her face. She then just relaxed herself, lying on her beach lounge under the shade of a palm tree, wiggling her toes in the warm sun where it still hit.

A short while later, a feather that had been picked up and carried by the wind came by where Tails and Marine were relaxing and was brushed against Marine's sole as it floated by. Marine let out a giggle. Tails heard her and sat up to ask what was so 'funny'.
"Noting," she told him. "It felt like something just tickled me."
Tails looked down and noticed the feather lying on the beach near them since the wind that had carried it just dropped. He got up, picked up the feather and showed it to her.
"I didn't know you were ticklish, Marine," he told her.
"Are you kidding me?" Tickling was once my favourite game to play growing up with the Coconut Crew. We used to come up with all kinds of fun ways to tickle me," Marine said to Tails. "Hey, why don't you tickle me some more with that feather?"

"Are… you sure about that?" Tails asked her slowly.
"Come on, it'll be fun!" Marine answered him, lying herself back against her seat and raising one foot at the knees.
"Go on and tickle my foot!" she said, wiggling the toes of her raised foot.
Tails was still feeling a bit uneasy about the whole idea, but since Marine wanted to be tickled so badly he decided to go with it. So without saying anything he began to tickle the sole up and down with the feather. Marine began to giggle out loud, but soon the giggling grew louder. She even began to wiggle the toes of her tickled foot as well as those on her other foot that was flat on the seat.

After Tails had stopped tickling her (about a minute or two later), Marine sat up and asked him, "How about you, Tails? You like being tickled as well?"
"Sure," Tails answered her. "Go ahead and do it on me now."

And with that, Tails handed Marine the feather and then laid down on his beach bench in the position Marine was when he tickled her, with one leg bent with his foot flat on the seat and the other straight out flat. Marine then got up and walked over to where he lay.
"Hope you're ready for this," she told him, holding up the feather in front of him.
Tails just gave her a nod and supported his head with his hands. Marine took that as her signal and began to tickle him with feather on his white, furry belly.
"Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!" Tails giggled aloud.
Marine giggled quietly to herself in amusement.
"Let's try somewhere else tickly," she said to Tails, before tickling him with the feather under his arm and along his side.
"Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!" Tails giggled again.
"How 'bout on the knee?" Marine suggested.

And just like that, she moved the feather onto Tails' bending knee, which again made him giggle out loud like before.
"You know what?" Marine said to him a moment later. "I think we should try out something a little more fun. How about… tickling toes?!"
With that, Marine took hold of Tails' foot that was flat on the bench and removed his sneaker. Then she removed his sock, stuffed it into his shoe and then laid it down on the sand under the bench.
"That's one incredible foot you've got there," Marine admired Tails' bare foot.
"Especially these five cute little tootsies!" she added on as she fiddled with his big toe. Tails blushed.
"Simply perfect for tickling!" said Marine, picking up the feather again.
She then began to tickle along Tails' toes. Even though he kept his foot still, the rest of him began to wriggle and squirm.
"Heeheeheeheeheehee Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed.

Eventually, Marine thought she and Tails had had enough, so she stopped tickling him and gave him a moment to catch his breath.
"That… sure was… fun!" panted Tails.
"Sure was," agreed Marine. "Oh, and by the way, I wasn't kidding about your foot earlier. It really is incredible. In fact, I'd like to get a look at your other foot, if you don't mind."

And before Tails could even respond to her, Marine removed his shoe and sock, and then laid them beside the others under the bench.
"And behold, another incredible foot, only this time it's showing its sole as well," said Marine, looking Tails newly exposed bare foot on the end of his bench that was standing on its heel and had its sole facing the ocean.
"And its also got five adorable little piggies!" Marine added on, taking hold of Tails' foot and staring at his toes.
She then took up one hand, took hold of his big toe and jiggled it, as she began to count the 'Five Little Piggies' on all of his toes. Tails just smiled as Marine counted his toes, and then laughed out loud as she tickled his sole during the "wee wee" bit at the end.

By then the shade of the palm tree that was shading Tails was no longer shading the end of his bench were his foot was. Upon seeing this, Marine gasped and zipped across to her beach bench were she had left a bottle of sunscreen that she'd brought down to the beach with her to be on the safe side. After grabbing the bottle, she zipped back to where she left Tails' foot and began to squirt some sunscreen from the bottle into her hand.

"Uh, Marine, you don't really have to…" Tails said to her in hesitation.
"Sure I do!" Marine argued. "Don't want your unprotected feet to get burnt now, do we?"
With that she began to massage the sunscreen into Tails' foot.
"Marine…really…oooooooo…ahhhhhhhhhh!" Tails' hesitation soon turned to relaxation from the feel of Marine messaging his foot.
After rubbing all over his one foot, Marine asked Tails to give her his other foot so she could do it as well. After the relaxation he received from having his foot rubbed earlier, he gladly accepted her request. Again, Marine applied sunscreen into her hand and massaged it into his foot. Tails laid himself back. He couldn't remember a time he'd ever been so relaxed before.

When Marine was finished, she went back to her beach bench and laid herself down.
"Thanks a lot for that, Marine," Tails said to her. "It was very nice of you, not to mention extremely relaxing."
"Don't mention it," replied Marine. "But if you wanna be even more relaxed, you should take my advice and keep your feet lying in the warm sun and wiggle your toes."
Tails looked across at Marine and saw how relaxed she was, lying on her bench in the shade while wiggling her toes in the warm sunshine. So he took her advice and did just that.

Slamberg had been farming pugs all night. His eyes were heavy and his heart heavier, but his efforts reflected in his elo-- he was within 1000 elo points of b4nny. “So close”, he thought. It was the only way to truly get the attention and love of his idol; there just wasn’t any other way. He heard a loud BEEP coming from his monitor, it was pug champ! It was time to pick. B4nny was the other captain, so he knew if he made stupid picks and threw the game that b4nny would call him an idiot, which was his biggest turn on. It was b4nny’s turn to pick and his heart nearly dropped when he saw who was the first to get chosen by the great b4nny….. It was muma.

He panicked and quickly picked his pocket shrugger. Everyone was shocked, even shrugger. He thought he signed up for scout but must have misclicked. Trying to recover, he went to pick Muffinz on roamer, but picked him on demo instead. B4nny laughed at this team and typed “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farmberg” in the chat. Slamberg’s tumescence was throbbing from just reading this statement-- he couldn’t believe b4nny spoke directly to him.

B4nny went for the fattest picks - paddie, lansky, freestate - you name it and b4nny had the player. B4nny picked himself to play scout, so slamberg knew he had to also play scout so he could show him his fragging finesse. He knew it was the only way to get at that 13 inch punisher. The match was about to start, slamberg had one hand on his mouse and the other on his 3 inch pencil ♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥ better imo)… he was ready to take b4nny’s insults, and the game was ready to start. OSsloth

The game was over before slamberg knew it. B4nny rolled him and his team 5-0, his stream chat made memes out of slamberg and he loved every second of it. He stroked his 3 inch pocket pistol to every frag that b4nny got on him. He moaned every time his medic got dropped. He knew what he had to do. He sent b4nny a PM asking him to join his PRIVATE mumble, knowing b4nny would jump at the chance to insult him.

Slamberg stood up to grab his 12 liter bucket of lube and 10 rolls of elmo brand tissue papers before b4nny joined. He knew that the second he heard b4nny’s voice that he wouldn’t be able to control himself, so he thought “better safe than sorry”. B4nny joined the mumble to hear muma blasting a COHEED and CANADA song though his microphone. “What the ♥♥♥♥?” b4nny moaned to his stream. He usually muted mic spammers but slamberg knew he couldn’t resist the sweet rock and roll of his favorite band. Slamberg had him right where he wanted him. But before b4nny could say anything, Time Warner Cable ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him over and he crashed. His stream chat was filled with “rip”, but little did b4nny know Slamberg was one of those “rip”s. B4nny rejoined the mumble. “Looks like your stream is kill…” He said slyly. “It’s just us now”. OSsloth

It was one week after that when slamberg got on a flight. The plane lands in California for a “business trip” he had set up the week before. He thought multiple times about going to see b4nny but he just couldn’t bring himself to betray paddie like that. “They don’t have to find out… it will be our secret…” slamberg thinks to himself.

He thought about b4nny playing guitar to him and whispering “later” into his ear over and over while he rammed him from behind while lil gray watched ….. “NO!” he thought. “Get these thoughts out of your head! You don’t want to freak him out… just try to be normal slamberg”. Slamberg Knocks on b4nny’s door. B4nny opens it to hear “Well well well, if it isn’t Grant “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” Vincent”. B4nny was shocked, “Slammie-- uuhhh I mean slamberg?!?! What are you doing here?!?”. Slamberg couldn’t help but blush, “Well I was just dropping by to hang out. Maybe get a lan going?” “I don’t know about that…I mean it is only the two of us…”

Slamberg has been crashing at b4nny's place for some time now rent free. He is thinking of anyway possible to pay him back. He walks into his room one late night just as he ends the stream
“Had a good night of fragging?”

“Always.” said b4nny. Grant stood up and walked over to clamber but tripped on his guitar, landing right into slambergs arms. He tried to get up but he just couldn’t resist being wrapped around slamberg’s muscular arms.
“Oh… I’m sorry slammie” b4nny whispered
“No no…. it’s alright” slamberg whispered back.. Slamberg took Grant by the hand and led him to the bed. “ Slamberg took b4nny and threw him on the bed for the roughest MGE of his life. B4nny ripped off slambergs shirt.. He was not about to lose this mid. Slamberg fought back and whispered into b4nny’s ear “you don’t deserve” But b4nny being the TOP fragger he was, He KNEW he deserved! B4nny grabbed slamberg’s “original” and started firing rockets off into his mouth. “OH B4nny! Please don’t stop” B4nny didn’t know how to stop. Slamberg wanted to return the favor and grabbed b4nny and flipped him around.

He whispered into b4nny’s ear “I’m going for the backcap” and stuck his backscatter into b4nny's behind. He went even DEEPer with such intensity, b4nny moaned louder then any call he has ever made. Luckily he is extremely turned on by micro ♥♥♥♥♥. B4nny felt so good that He screamed out “STEEEVE” at the top of his lungs He was left with only 9hp Luckily.. Slamberg was left in tears- how could he be mistaken for Steve!?!? He doesn't even play tf2 anymore! B4nny leaned over. Slamberg thought he was going to apologize but he was very wrong. B4nny very lightly whispered “you didn’t deserve”. AT that moment paddie came bursting out from the closet and yelled “HAHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FARMBERG LEARN TO FRAG”. Slamberg was still in tears and he ran out of b4nny’s house naked. He felt an odd sense of satisfaction though. He got what he wanted in the end, no matter how it happened. “I’ll just keep throwing in pugs… they’ll come back…” and he has been lurking ever since.

“Joel is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Duff. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that little ♥♥♥♥♥.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen).

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